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don't be such a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.


For Sale: Empscum(Read 2439 times)
For Sale: Empscum on: August 28, 2009, 09:23:22 AM
Buy a load for $15.



Re: For Sale: Empscum Reply #1 on: August 28, 2009, 09:26:12 AM
just a load?
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: For Sale: Empscum Reply #2 on: August 28, 2009, 09:31:56 AM
Is there any left?
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Re: For Sale: Empscum Reply #3 on: August 28, 2009, 09:42:44 AM
I need 450 mL for a reciepe I'm making. How much does that cost?
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you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: For Sale: Empscum Reply #4 on: August 29, 2009, 03:19:12 AM
And how long will it take to produce.



Re: For Sale: Empscum Reply #5 on: August 29, 2009, 05:17:43 AM
Dude, fuck Empscum.  He fucking outsources all of the customer support so you end up talking to some Indian 10 times longer than it would have taken to talk to a US citizen who could understand what the fuck you were saying.
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