I can't get more than two sentences into a Tru rant before I start hearing it in a warbly, high-pitched, googly-eyed cartoon scientist voice.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
We don't really know enough about you to abuse you. Tell us more about yourself.
BRAWL HALL IS WAY BETTER THAN THIS CESSPOOL OF... HFERS!