I'm bored.  Take your best shot, motherfuckers. 

This thread right here: Current Thoughts

....is awesome for saying all the useless bullshit you want without cluttering the board.  Please inform me if this spectacular thread is worth it to you.

There you go:

Danzig's best shot is complaining that you're cluttering the board with useless threads.

FIGHT!

swordfight!

Noooooo.  Not this time, hip.  I mean....unless Emp really wants to, or if he date raped me already unbeknownst to me.

With Dmx being so expensive, Im not suprised you didnt feel it.

DMX:

It was pretty expensive to get him to rape you.  I'm surprised you don't remember.

That explains the rectal prolapse.

There you go:

Danzig's best shot is complaining that you're cluttering the board with useless threads.

I'm scared.

Ya better be.  Don't make me sic Harkonnen on you.  He will tear you up with his Talon.

I should have had my wife to post this thread.  She handles all my light-duty work.

Posting here is hardly light-duty.  It's our duty to please lots of booty.

I'm going to watch TV.  This place is duller than Bill Gates' sex life.

Isn't he married?  Has he been outspoken about his wife not putting out? Where did you obtain such gossip?

Did Ruthless1 rise from the grave? Im expecting someone to call me a dingleberry right now.

Fucking heed what I'm telling you, dingleberry...

you fucking moron, what makes you think anyone here cares enough about your lot to get into a flame war? Reading what you post is like watching cheap TV, where the entertainment is in the main character being socially retarded without knowing it. All I want is for you to stop, so I can cease feeling embarrassed for someone who acts pathetic, while picturing themselves as being cool or funny.

you fucking moron, what makes you think anyone here cares enough about your lot to get into a flame war? Reading what you post is like watching cheap TV, where the entertainment is in the main character being socially retarded without knowing it. All I want is for you to stop, so I can cease feeling embarrassed for someone who acts pathetic, while picturing themselves as being cool or funny.

Looks like enough people cared to post in the thread. 

Apparently you know how it feels to be in their shoes.

Of course you would try to ball bust the first person who called Notdead a douche.  It could have been any one of us, it could have been me instead of underclass.

IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME!!!! ZOMG!!GHWHMJNR%$I

you fucking moron, what makes you think anyone here cares enough about your lot to get into a flame war? Reading what you post is like watching cheap TV, where the entertainment is in the main character being socially retarded without knowing it. All I want is for you to stop, so I can cease feeling embarrassed for someone who acts pathetic, while picturing themselves as being cool or funny.

Finally, somebody with a backbone.

You guys have no sense of humor at all.

Which seems to still be more than you have.

I hate when people try to play off looking stupid by saying, "geez, you can't take a joke."

The guard dogs are starting to wake up, but it took a long time.  I could already have your TV loaded up in the truck.

but balor's sitting behind the driver's seat sharpening his blade. you'd probably have to amend your screen name after that ride. DeadAndDefiled has a nice ring to it.

It was pretty expensive to get him to rape you.  I'm surprised you don't remember.

That's kinda surprising. Last I heard, he was all cracked out.

Bump.

I haven't been abused enough.

We don't really know enough about you to abuse you. Tell us more about yourself.