Hole.

Here's a novel idea. Sit down and discuss what you are to each other. And be honest, not a pussy.

I have no idea if Dylan should do that, it might scare her away.  I don't know if they could even have a successful long term relationship.

Worse still, they could BREED!!!

Worse even still, have an ass to pussy baby.

That might be an improvement...

Family Guy - Musical Dumpster Baby

I've posted that too in another thread ...

Why are you people no longer original?

(It's still funny in this context though, man)

Zoomie is old. 

And it's your fault I'm NOT coming to Austin next month...

*runs away sobbing*

Since I'm late, and my add/adhd is kicking in i'll admit I read the first page and skimmed through the last 4 pages.. I'm on the same boat as you Chem, I really don't want to be "involved" in a relationship especially the touching part. I'm also a fat apathetic um non druggie and whatever my loser status doesn't change the fact I don't want to be involved.. i dont want to be physical.. and on the flip side I've also been the same as the chick, very very pushy 'this is what i want and i'm not going to shut up or go away until i get my way' (im sure someone here would agree) but the way i am TODAY i'd get really annoyed at her for pushing the issue. I'd probably get really pissed and tell her to fuck off for pushing the issue.. but i'm a control freak like that. but you really don't know until you guys actually physically get together. if she gets touchy feely you can punch her in the boobs and run.

/as if ANY of that was helpful. im done.

It's Monday, what happened.  I WANT TO KNOW!

I'll start checking police reports, you start calling local hospitals.

Should I round up the cadaver dogs?

Yeah, things have been talked about.....we know where each other stand.  That's that.

And that is...?

Well, we really like each other but don't think anything longterm would work out so we are just enjoying each others company for the time being......but, I AM being told things that involve the L word.

That's often a pretty entertaining show. At least the episodes that involve nudity.

Oh, Si!

Oh, did I mention that this bitch cooks for me???  She's so awesome.

So are you still on dildo duty?

We're still waiting for vagina shots.

I'm quitting this thread now before I open it and get an eyeful of fat skank cancer vagina.

Interestingly enough, I'm pretty sure that's the reason most of you keep scanning it.   

i bet you peek back in again just to see that I agree with you

fat skank cancer vagina

The veins are popping out of my shaft...

i bet you peek back in again just to see that I agree with you

i couldn't help myself!

Should I round up the cadaver dogs?

You should ALWAYS round up the cadaver dogs. Much more fun than a metal detector on the beach...

Well, we really like each other but don't think anything longterm would work out so we are just enjoying each others company for the time being......but, I AM being told things that involve the L word.

Lesbian?

Yes, lesbian.

Lesbians make everything better.

 I wish I knew how to quit you [thread]!