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SCREW Moan~day!(Read 3982 times)
SCREW Moan~day! on: August 31, 2009, 10:55:21 PM
i feel good,

like i knew that i would, y'all,

i feel good,

and y'all are all recup'ing from actually having LIVES,

so the boards are kinda dead.

i'm lonesome...  i need some Drah-mah Jammah!

Did i mention that my dad's acting sort of sickly ?  ...


(The death is now up for grabs for humour ~ i'd much rather laugh about it than cry about it, tbh!)
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Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #1 on: August 31, 2009, 10:59:05 PM
Meh. You ain't gettin nuthin.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #2 on: August 31, 2009, 11:41:32 PM
Holy crap!

And you were the ONE person i was counting  on...

Mwaaa-ha-aa-aa-aa!
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Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #3 on: September 01, 2009, 12:38:32 AM
You don't have a job.  Why do you care what day it is?  The days just kind of blur together when you don't have a job.



Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #4 on: September 01, 2009, 12:44:27 AM
Day-mn, lady!

If you don't know what day, and date it is?

YOU, too, could be brought to court and labeled Incompetent...

i'm not incompetent (nor incontinent!),

i mean, one MUST keep up appearances, don't ya know?  <sniff>
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Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #5 on: September 01, 2009, 12:46:39 AM
I am incontinent.....

lacking sexual control: lacking restraint in sexual matters, or engaging in premarital or extramarital sex

and?
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Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #6 on: September 01, 2009, 01:28:53 AM
You don't have a job.  Why do you care what day it is?  The days just kind of blur together when you don't have a job.

Seriously. I vaguely remember not having a job, and definitely remember being on my yearly holiday. In both cases I didn't give a flying fuck what day it was.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #7 on: September 01, 2009, 08:09:28 AM
I an incontinent.....

lacking sexual control: lacking restraint in sexual matters, or engaging in premarital or extramarital sex

and?

i thought you weren't a "squitter?"

Yeah, that pre-marital stuff is pretty enticing...
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Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #8 on: September 01, 2009, 09:26:28 AM
what the fuck is a squitter? if it's an attempt at humor to play on the word squirter, i believe you've missed your mark.



Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #9 on: September 01, 2009, 10:28:24 AM
once again, hip says exactly what i was thinking.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #10 on: September 01, 2009, 02:21:39 PM
LIKE OMG U 2 R LIKE TWINS SEPARATED @ BIRTH!!!!11
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Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #11 on: September 01, 2009, 02:45:14 PM
yes, we are basically fraternal female twins not born of the same vagina because we think similarly on a random smattering of stupid posts on the loaded-gun.com message boards.



Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #12 on: September 01, 2009, 03:23:53 PM
i meant squirter, just hit the T twice ~ it was a typo, not an attempt at humour
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Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #13 on: September 01, 2009, 03:26:43 PM
This thread was made at like 3:55am here. ha..



Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #14 on: September 01, 2009, 03:29:31 PM
and ?
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #15 on: September 01, 2009, 03:30:17 PM
It wasn't monday.



Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #16 on: September 01, 2009, 03:33:20 PM
STFU you two.
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Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #17 on: September 01, 2009, 03:35:25 PM
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #18 on: September 01, 2009, 03:36:14 PM



Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #19 on: September 01, 2009, 03:40:55 PM
You forgot where you are again, didnt you ?
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #20 on: September 01, 2009, 03:47:58 PM
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Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #21 on: September 01, 2009, 03:54:53 PM
You forgot where you are again, didnt you ?

Always.



Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #22 on: September 01, 2009, 04:12:07 PM
Where are you posting from? West Coast?



Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #23 on: September 01, 2009, 04:16:45 PM
England actually...



Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #24 on: September 01, 2009, 04:33:35 PM
Where the fuck have you been, Doormouse?  This has been mentioned numerous times.
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Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #25 on: September 01, 2009, 04:46:52 PM
I've been doing an 8-5 job for the man, and the man didn't want me to check out L-G. I just got back to school. Did I miss anything besides HoJo's name change and Sakhi's introduction? Yeah I thought not.



Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #26 on: September 01, 2009, 05:12:16 PM
You missed Sarah and Joy getting voted off the island.
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Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #27 on: September 01, 2009, 06:17:29 PM
Woah, yeah I guess you're right.



Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #28 on: September 02, 2009, 05:20:38 AM
Wait, so you have to be a squirter to be take part in premarital situations?  I had no idea.



Re: SCREW Moan~day! Reply #29 on: September 02, 2009, 05:46:11 PM
Cripes.  Who knew?

THAT's what i was doin' wrong, all that time...
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