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Long distance relationships...(Read 26980 times)
Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #120 on: September 22, 2009, 12:14:01 PM
i have a pair of baggy black scruffy trousers that have a rip at the back of the leg...but i love those trousers.
i should probably throw them away tbh.



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #121 on: September 22, 2009, 02:25:50 PM
We do not choose comfies. Comfies choose us. They are what they are.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #122 on: September 22, 2009, 03:30:20 PM
I throw clothes away pretty much only when they fall off. The vast majority of my black tshirts are more like grey. Comfy = good.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #123 on: September 22, 2009, 05:47:04 PM
I don't really own any clothes that aren't skin tight, so I wouldn't know what comfortable is.



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #124 on: September 22, 2009, 07:18:06 PM
We do not choose comfies. Comfies choose us. They are what they are.

word.



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #125 on: September 22, 2009, 07:32:23 PM
I just realized that I'm attired perfectly today for this topic. No shoes, tshirt, Dude shorts. Just another day at work.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #126 on: September 22, 2009, 08:10:06 PM
I only throw away T-shirts when I get given a new one and have no room for it. Then I pick one at random out of my rag pile and designate it for assignment. If I had a garden instead of an apartment I'd keep them even longer to use for painting shit.
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #127 on: September 23, 2009, 12:14:22 AM
And I don't even wear those pants anymore, after they got tore up even further on that trip.  So, nYAH.

I wonder how THAT happened? ;)
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #128 on: September 23, 2009, 12:41:27 AM
I don't understand why girls want to wear their man's clothes. They are my clothes yo, not yours. The only reason I let "J" borrow that shirt (that I almost didn't get back if you recall), is because she had cum caked on the one she wore over. I bought the clothes for me, not you.

I just don't "get" snuggling with clothes. Gay. So gay.



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #129 on: September 23, 2009, 01:08:22 AM
Girls like the pheromones on the clothes Kyle.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #130 on: September 23, 2009, 01:13:49 AM
Kyle = Shrek

That is his swamp, damnit!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #131 on: September 23, 2009, 06:23:06 AM
*cue krsna and his awesome PS skillz*
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #132 on: September 23, 2009, 06:29:15 AM
Kyle doesn't get a lot of things, the one main thing being women.



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #133 on: September 23, 2009, 10:00:58 AM
true dat
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #134 on: September 23, 2009, 01:55:19 PM
He is getting more than you two this week.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #135 on: September 23, 2009, 02:25:01 PM
i doubt tricky or 13chems would trade no-sex for sexual relations with bagman's latest trick. anyone who would go anywhere near his bumpy, sharpie-esque genitalia... i shudder at the thought.



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #136 on: September 23, 2009, 03:37:06 PM
Sharpie?



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #137 on: September 23, 2009, 03:47:19 PM
unfortunate, isn't it?



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #138 on: September 23, 2009, 04:24:35 PM
As in the Magnum Sharpie?



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #139 on: September 23, 2009, 04:52:53 PM
No, as in, the pen ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #140 on: September 23, 2009, 04:58:24 PM
He obviously gets off with it. More power to him.



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #141 on: September 23, 2009, 05:03:22 PM
I think you missed a thread around here somewhere, dude ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #142 on: September 23, 2009, 05:06:04 PM
The only penis I saw here was mine, that one Sasha posted, and the ones Geek put up waiting for me to put mine up.



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #143 on: September 23, 2009, 05:14:59 PM



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #144 on: September 23, 2009, 05:32:21 PM



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #145 on: September 23, 2009, 05:40:26 PM
She archives Baggie ...
hahahaha ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #146 on: September 23, 2009, 05:40:27 PM
I know how to use the search function actually.



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #147 on: September 23, 2009, 05:42:17 PM
I right clicked the image.....it DID have my name on it. so fuck off.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #148 on: September 23, 2009, 05:45:53 PM
It's a piece of history specifically for you.



Re: Long distance relationships... Reply #149 on: September 23, 2009, 05:46:59 PM
How do you know he wasn't referring to the Howard Johnson's where he was conceived on Rockaway Beach during a NAMBLA fest?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')