I wasn't talking about net worth when I said your condo didn't belong to you, but rather that it belonged to the bank.  I just think that people screw themselves over when they start thinking about things as assets when they don't own them outright.  If your condo is only 20% of your current net worth then what do you own that equals the other 80%?  Since I have been studying accounting I have noticed that the only asset you can really count on counting is cash... that is in your pocket or under your mattress.

Unless you are renting it out profitably, real estate is more of a liability than an asset.

Ditto vehicles.

Cash, land, mineral rights, patents, copyrights... those are the real assets.

Holy dogshit, how did that post end up in this thread??? I must have had the wrong fucking thread open. I'm editing it and moving it to the finance thread in Discomtempt.

Nick !! HELP !!

I vaguely remember this but the sentiment remains.

Please die.

Dang!

Hey, I have trouble asking girls to be my girlfriend, too.  That's why I end up with such overtly aggressive or sexual ladies; they generally get to the punchline before me.

Can I get some abuse too, Zoominator? 

After happy hour, old friend. After happy hour...

Double suicide

Yeah save me a drive to Austin. I wasn't coming to see Kyle...

Thinly veiled death threats via the interwbz FTW

No you ignorant cunt, I was going to Austin to hang out with Mosh and Luke in three weeks.

I only threaten Dylan on the interwebz, don't you know anything?

hmmm.  that's awfully similar to wozz's "ignorant slut" (akroyd-inspired, right?) insult from the obama thread, zooms.

also, tricky, i'll wait until zoomie rails into me about how I need to grow up and get off the playground, since it's not grown up to like girls that will push me around on the playground to show me that they like me.

Well at least I've spoken to one of your past girlfriends on the phone so I know she's not in your head...

two in total, i think!

Perhaps, you know how my memory tends to file things together.

Yep!

And just after they called, we got in your truck and drove to the denny's where you spilled the coffee all over emp.

And then mosh and I got tattooed while Mello paid you a million dollars to gargle with her period blood.

your memory is UNERRING.

Gargle period blood.  That is extreme.  I'll do it for free.

Zoomie-  Come to Austin.  You would be coming when the weather is perfect and I will let you touch Luke's boobs.

I have pictures of them on the ceiling over my bed. You gotta up the ante if you want me to drive 22 hours.

I want to watch you give Mosh a footjob. I'll show up for that.

I would too ...

Yeah save me a drive to Austin. I wasn't coming to see Kyle...

I don't hang out with old men.

Come on, Kyle, you don't know what you're missing!

duh, kyle spends his days with diseased slaaaahts now. you don't stand a chance

Mmmmmm, diseased slaaaahts!

duh, kyle spends his days with diseased slaaaahts now. you don't stand a chance

there's an obvious joke at zoomie's expense, but i won't disgrace myself by writing it out.

Did I not efface myself enough with that picture? Do I look like I need to be the butt of your joke?

Did I not efface myself enough with that picture? Do I look like I need to be the butt of your joke?

I showed restraint, didn't I?!??!

I don't know, did you? Must you answer a question with a question?

Must you?