Or, you could submit some naked pictures of her to Suicide Girls, then she can become a Suicide Girl. Then you say, "Happy Birthday honey! This is your gift." Then you show her the naked pictures of her that are on Suicide Girls.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
Whoa. Tex Perkins as Johny Cash. I need to see this. I hope they release something on DVD.