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don't be such a smarmy little b-word. i think you might just be in need of the edward to your bella. someone in your life that you care about in a way that makes you want to wax your unibrow. AND that spot around your jaw that grows dark hair down from your sideburn area to your neck. don't forget that. guys don't like beards on their sexual partners. except danzig, but he's gay.

i just smoked a bowl while i composed this post so weed made me do it.


Swine Flu(Read 27034 times)
Re: Swine Flu Reply #90 on: October 21, 2009, 05:19:24 PM
Again,suck it up. I find out ONE of you cunts gets that damn vaccine (except ferynza, or however you spell that shit, Im drunk) Im over and out... again.

I dont have a cunt, I have a penis.

And I'm not getting that vaccine. I'll put my immune system up against pig flu every time, and I will win.
« Last Edit: October 21, 2009, 05:19:42 PM by Mosh »



Re: Swine Flu Reply #91 on: October 21, 2009, 05:31:50 PM
Fuckin right.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Swine Flu Reply #92 on: October 21, 2009, 06:34:40 PM
I've had Walking Pneumonia; 3 days and it was gone completely ....
I found out years ago that the reason I am sick for only a day or 3 at a time, if I get sick, since it's a rarity, is that, with Type "O+" blood, and my specific genetics, or my mass exposure to illness as a medic, I have an enzyme in my blood that makes it too acidic for most bacteria and virii to cultivate ....

They caught this when I was tested many times when I didn't get Strep Throat and everyone around me did ...

They caught it again, in adult life, when I was exposed to TB and I had NO symptomsl EVER ....


Let's copulate. With your super human health, and my shitty health, the offspring would have at least normal health. But I don't think one can get pregnant from buttsecks.

Well, there's that ...
I mean, I can pull out, jack off in my hand, and then fist you if you'd like ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Swine Flu Reply #93 on: October 21, 2009, 06:36:10 PM
His sperm would eat thru your rectum, silly.

... or we can go this route
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Swine Flu Reply #94 on: October 21, 2009, 07:50:05 PM
Fuckin right.

Didn't you get totally owned by pig-flu?
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Swine Flu Reply #95 on: October 21, 2009, 08:22:08 PM
Lost a battle but I won the war.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Swine Flu Reply #96 on: October 22, 2009, 12:52:17 AM
you subsequently got owned by the coast guard
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Swine Flu Reply #97 on: October 22, 2009, 01:05:07 AM
Not only am I free of the swine flu, but I haven't been sick in a few years, and I haven't had the flu since I was a child.  Fuck flu vaccines.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Swine Flu Reply #98 on: October 22, 2009, 07:29:52 AM
you subsequently got owned by the coast guard

Yeah well you married an Asian.

No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Swine Flu Reply #99 on: October 22, 2009, 07:35:15 AM
yeah, well you're a white read-head
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Swine Flu Reply #100 on: October 22, 2009, 07:42:53 AM
You were born in a country that makes movies about flesh eating SHEEP!!!
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Swine Flu Reply #101 on: October 22, 2009, 07:44:06 AM
my beer is better than your beer
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Swine Flu Reply #102 on: October 22, 2009, 07:47:09 AM
K I got pwned by the kiwi again... Your truth trumps my truth.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Swine Flu Reply #103 on: October 22, 2009, 07:05:37 PM
Not only am I free of the swine flu, but I haven't been sick in a few years, and I haven't had the flu since I was a child.  Fuck flu vaccines.

Dude, with the drugs in your system at any one time, nothing stands a chance of getting in there ...
Besides, the HPV would get all jealous ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Swine Flu Reply #104 on: October 23, 2009, 03:00:23 AM
my beer is better than your beer
Nice. I heard this theme several times tonight. I hear NZ/AU beer tastes like a fine ass, JP beer tastes sweet, and US beer tastes like dirty piss.

Also all of you who have opted not to get the flu vaccine are fools and most of you have no idea how vaccines work. But I'll spare you all the tirade I've been giving my friends who decided not to get it (it was free for us students, so the tirade is very deserved). They're all really sick of my comments in this field.



Re: Swine Flu Reply #105 on: October 23, 2009, 03:06:26 AM
K I got pwned by the kiwi again... Your truth trumps my truth.

I don't understand why you gave up so soon.  I would've come up with at least ten more come backs.  But you are old so I will just assume you are tired of trying and are ready to die.



Re: Swine Flu Reply #106 on: October 23, 2009, 06:57:30 AM
Perhaps but my dick still gets hard at the drop of a hat so I ain't ready to doe yet...

He had me at beer. He knew it. I knew it. There is no dishonor in concession. I live to fight another day.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Swine Flu Reply #107 on: October 23, 2009, 09:33:13 AM
Have you ever heard about those old guys who die during sex?  I have. Not bonerific.



Re: Swine Flu Reply #108 on: October 23, 2009, 12:06:29 PM
*awaits Zoomie's comment to see of he conceeds*
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Swine Flu Reply #109 on: October 23, 2009, 03:22:00 PM
I have no idea what she's tal...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Swine Flu Reply #110 on: October 23, 2009, 03:39:56 PM
Sex, Zoomie...not cam2cam while posting.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Swine Flu Reply #111 on: October 23, 2009, 06:24:02 PM
I think he dropped dead, Capt Obvious ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Swine Flu Reply #112 on: October 23, 2009, 06:55:23 PM
Well, maybe not. But welcome to my day
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Swine Flu Reply #113 on: October 23, 2009, 10:56:29 PM
The first person to post James Powder's "Had A Bad Day" gets stabbed in the eye ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Swine Flu Reply #114 on: October 24, 2009, 01:00:44 AM
Absolutely seconded. I actually had a good day. I designed an electric auxiliary propulsion system for one of my boats and studied building a home in WV (yeah I'm kinda still stuck on the place) out of shipping containers and recycled materials.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Swine Flu Reply #115 on: October 24, 2009, 03:10:06 AM
For the last couple of days I have felt drunk even though I haven't had anything to drink.  I also have had a stuffy head and a sore throat.  Am I getting the flu?



Re: Swine Flu Reply #116 on: October 24, 2009, 03:50:17 AM
Well, maybe not. But welcome to my day

OMG Aaron, that is a perfect image of how I feel most days these days. fucking love it man. And it would be even better if it weren't so true. 
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Swine Flu Reply #117 on: October 24, 2009, 08:36:56 AM
I'd laugh much harder if it weren't so true...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Swine Flu Reply #118 on: October 24, 2009, 08:50:09 AM
I'd laugh much harder if it weren't so true...

That guy rules...:D

My sibs and I all begin with "T", so my parents would stumble through the list and finally end with "Whoever in hell you are.."



Re: Swine Flu Reply #119 on: October 24, 2009, 10:46:51 AM
My siblings and I always got called by my uncles' and aunts' names.