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One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I  awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.


Final Itinerary(Read 43151 times)
Re: Final Itinerary Reply #120 on: September 20, 2009, 02:34:49 AM
Japan can do it next then, since they are really good at taking someone elses idea and tweaking it to make it just a little bit better.

You mean like cars?


And television shows.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #121 on: September 20, 2009, 03:35:30 AM
USA ripped this one off, but it's still not better than the orig-!




Re: Final Itinerary Reply #122 on: September 20, 2009, 06:43:45 AM
I think she was refering to crossbreeding Nick.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #123 on: September 20, 2009, 07:46:02 AM
WTF, Tony Danzahas a Japanese cousin?
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #124 on: September 20, 2009, 08:59:28 AM
He's moonlighting for Tony Danza... *bu-dum-ching*



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #125 on: September 20, 2009, 10:50:17 AM
who wants a load of what I've got?
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #126 on: September 23, 2009, 08:44:32 PM
MOSH - ive got a big problem with the weekend of the 16th!!!



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #127 on: September 24, 2009, 03:42:31 AM
OK... PM me and we'll work something out...



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #128 on: September 24, 2009, 08:49:16 AM
who wants a load of what I've got?

take it to the "for sale" forum, buddy...
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #129 on: September 24, 2009, 08:51:21 AM
Don't help. If I don't want Daddy's dick I don't want Nick's load.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #130 on: September 24, 2009, 09:01:23 AM
someone might!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #131 on: September 24, 2009, 09:03:36 AM
OK, that's true. I say we auction them both to the highest bidders and take ten percent.

Of the take, not the cock and load.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #132 on: September 24, 2009, 09:06:38 AM
OK, that's true. I say we auction them both to the highest bidders and take ten percent.

Of the take, not the cock and load.

I agree with your plan, but suggest instead of 10%...  that we just take the tip.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #133 on: September 24, 2009, 09:27:14 AM
10% is silly. You have to take it all
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #134 on: September 24, 2009, 09:31:41 AM
10% is silly. You have to take it all, bitch.

Fixed.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #135 on: September 24, 2009, 08:21:34 PM
10% is silly. You have to take it all, bitch.

Fixed.

word. I like my cock. I'm not sure what the going rate is now. I was cheap as a date.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #136 on: September 26, 2009, 01:56:03 PM
"date" as in "escort"?



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #137 on: September 26, 2009, 04:49:10 PM
yup.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #138 on: September 26, 2009, 05:23:05 PM
Escort as in "will give orgasms for steak dinner and two beers"? Cuz I would so love that lifestyle...
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Re: Final Itinerary Reply #139 on: September 26, 2009, 05:30:35 PM
Straight up cash, no barter.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #140 on: September 26, 2009, 05:41:21 PM
Cash is good. Cash is our friend.
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KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #141 on: September 26, 2009, 05:47:39 PM
Cash is the man.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #142 on: September 26, 2009, 06:43:13 PM
The Man in Black.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #143 on: September 26, 2009, 06:57:56 PM
Even when he's a boy named Sue.
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Re: Final Itinerary Reply #144 on: September 26, 2009, 07:09:34 PM
Silverstein was the man.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #145 on: September 26, 2009, 08:16:13 PM
Who wants kangaroo scrotums?



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #146 on: September 26, 2009, 08:34:15 PM
Hehehe mine was actually on my keyboard when I pulled up this thread.
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Re: Final Itinerary Reply #147 on: September 26, 2009, 08:41:17 PM
Youre getting some Beasts of Bourbon.



Re: Final Itinerary Reply #148 on: September 26, 2009, 08:41:55 PM
You da man!

Wait, you're not going to stuff Tex in a duffel are you? I mean I think he'd like it but, man...
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Re: Final Itinerary Reply #149 on: September 26, 2009, 08:47:13 PM
Shhh... dont wanna startle Tex, y'know?