I wouldn't have had my old car plowed into in a hit-and-run, and subsequently been dropped by State Farm. (On the way to meet up with Carolyn and Blake at Blake's dorm).

I wouldn't have had shitty undies, earwax smears and trimmed pubes sent to me.

I wouldn't have slept in a fucking closet. (Again with the Carolyn and Blake dorm.)

I probably would have been laid.

I wouldn't be a legend.

I probably would have been laid.

That's taking it a bit far, don't you think?

I probably would have been laid.

I wouldn't be a legend.

I'm not buying these two ...

I wouldn't have had shitty undies, earwax smears and trimmed pubes sent to me.

Still applies

a-s introduced me to all the cool punk bands that actually suck but i could pretend were cool because no one had ever heard of them, which made me the punkest kid in my suburban high school. Thanks a-s.

If it weren't for LG, I'd probably be doing some work right now.

If it weren't for LG, I wouldn't have this raging case of anal herpes that I got from danzig.

... nor had a kickass drunken cuso with me the other night

haha true. I am determined to get drunk tonight. OJ & tequila right now...

Call me when you get there ...

Deep Thought:

Had I never been on LG, I would have never had the opportunity to meet the Pike's Peak Derby Dames, including Courtney (Slugs n Kisses) and Tasty (Blue Ballin' Bandit).

How did that happen?

Ian can try to tell the story. 

Aw man, I'm always telling these stories...

This one I was very drunk for. And exceptionally sleep deprived. Lucas and I went out drinking soon after I arrived in Austin. I've been awake 30 hours by the time I arrive, so we dump my stuff at his place and hit the town. Lucas was keen to get me liquored up on the local alcoholic beverages. I was keen to get liquored up on the local alcoholic beverages.

One bar we went to had some girls from a Roller Derby team from Colorado. The team was the aformentioned Pike's Peak Derby Dames. We got talking to three of the girls, who by the time we got to them were well cut. Anyway's, one girl is all hot and wants to take off her jacket. Lucas, being the gentleman he is, offers to hold it for the girl (I forget her name), while I'm talking to the Courtney girl. Lucas has a plan though, while the girl was screwing around with something, I notice Lucas doing something to her jacket. Coz I was drunk, I'm not sure what he was doing to the jacket, and this Courtney girl kinda has my attention anyways.

After a while Lucas and I decide to head somewhere else, so he gives the jacket back and we say cya to the Pike's Peak Derby Dames, and head off.

Somewhere between that bar and the next place we stopped at, Lucas hands me this little button pin. Its the pin of the tournament, and he says "got this for you".

That was way cool. So I have a pin from a Pike's Peak Derby Dames girl who probably didnt notice it missing til the next day. It rocks!
 
And those young ladies were very cute ina Suicide Girls kind of way.

Disclaimer: I was drunk and very tired by this stage, so some of the details may be not correct. By the time we got back to Lucas's place, I think I'd done 40 or so hours awake.

well, i guess *I* should have told the story...

There's a national Roller Derby convention in town the same weekend as Mosher.
Courtney (aka, Slugs n Kisses) is the girl I'm talking to (or trying; the blue ballin bandit keeps blocking my attempts) and she has the munsters as a sleeve.
The girl that Mosh is talking to is the same one that takes off her jacket, and she is HAMMERED.
The Derby Dames decide to go somewhere else; I give the jacket back.  Mosh and I leave once we're done with our pitcher of beer.

Otherwise, Mosh very accurately described him being completely drunk, and a center of attention. 

there would be fewer tit pics of mine on the internet. also, my phone bills would have been practically non-existent for about two years.

Where would one find these?

If it weren't for A-S/L-G, Joe would never have gotten laid between '99 and '04.

Ha ha! ZING!

haha true. I am determined to get drunk tonight. OJ & tequila right now...

OMG that is a horrid combination.

there would be fewer tit pics of mine on the internet. also, my phone bills would have been practically non-existent for about two years.

Where would one find these?

i would start with asking baggles. i don't know what the going price is but it's probably pretty extreme since the pictures are practically antique.

Lame. How come kyle has pics of your titties and the rest of us dont?

what, dude, everyone had them at some point. kyle was just the only one who had the sense to keep all naked pictures of everyone for blackmail purposes.

I remember seeing them. Probably via Ian. Thank you Ian

what, dude, everyone had them at some point. kyle was just the only one who had the sense to keep all naked pictures of everyone for blackmail purposes.

Even with my horrible memory I remember than red lingerie picture very clearly in my mind.

I never saw them.  

I guess that's what I get for being such a dick to everyone all the time.

it was posted on AS I believe...

hahaha sorry to everyone whose mind i have seared.
looks, krsna, just imagine a chubby redhead in a red bra, panties, and a garterbelt with stockings. nothing artistic or particularly tasteful about the pictures.. just "oh, hey here's me in my computer room in silky underthings."

haha but that one picture of my tits with the angry faces over the nipples that sean made (or was it wendigo? i can't remember) was HILARIOUS.

Not just bagman

FUCK

i hate you so bad

well, i guess *I* should have told the story...

Otherwise, Mosh very accurately described him being completely drunk, and a center of attention. 

hahaha at least I remember that part of the night

Where did the picture go?

got the result I wanted... no need to leave it there...