If you could eliminate one of your daily chores, what would it be?

Reading your spontaneous threads.

When my kid is old enough, he's doing all the housework I don't want to do.

Reading your spontaneous threads.

haha, tis a chore, aye?

You know you love me whether you admit it or not... it's the huge cock, everyone loves my huge cock.

Automatic HF response to any insult:  "You know you love me whether you admit it or not"

Going down on the woman who delivers our mail. She ha poor hygiene.

Stalkers know their targets of unrequited love truly want them whether they admit it or not.

i thought krsna reminded EA that she doesn't actually have this huge cock she keeps going on about. if she does, i want pictures to prove it, and so does tricky. STAT!
come on. show us how big your balls are, EA.

Reading your spontaneous threads.

haha, tis a chore, aye?

You know you love me whether you admit it or not... it's the huge cock, everyone loves my huge cock.

the only thing remotely amusing about your post is that you actually though it was amusing/ humorous is some way enough to post it. otherwise, it falls flat. fail

i thought krsna reminded EA that she doesn't actually have this huge cock she keeps going on about. if she does, i want pictures to prove it, and so does tricky. STAT!
come on. show us how big your balls are, EA.

My balls are actually small.. the cock, the cock is big.

Reading your spontaneous threads.

haha, tis a chore, aye?

You know you love me whether you admit it or not... it's the huge cock, everyone loves my huge cock.

the only thing remotely amusing about your post is that you actually though it was amusing/ humorous is some way enough to post it. otherwise, it falls flat. fail

Seeing as a wasn't trying to amuse you, it did was it was supposed to... become words on a screen.

Automatic HF response to any insult:  "You know you love me whether you admit it or not"

In my case it's actually true...

Don't fuck with me, or I'll use the damn smilies again... I'll do it.

You're all talk...

Show us your tits.

I've seen em. Spectacular. And I'm not a boob man.

If you were a boob man, you would know how wrong you are.

EA judging by your posts here I think you need to get laid.
I actually appreciate the original post because it makes a change.

Sadly I don't do any daily chores.

My balls are actually small.. the cock, the cock is big.

Huge cock and no power, how sad.

When my kid is old enough, he's doing all the housework I don't want to do.

You're not going to stay friends for long...!


edit: this was a really negative post.

Laundry.  Not exactly daily, but I hate doing laundry even more than I hate washing dishes.

Why should I do any chores? I have three children living under my roof and I have a wife who handles her business. She's the finest animal I've ever owned.

Three?

I thought you were down to one not long ago.

Waking up blows. Not meaning I'm hungover or whatever, but no matter how little or much sleep I get, I never enjoy the transition from asleep to awake.

most hated household chore: laundry.

i'll just keep shopping so i never have to do it. i have more clothes than anyone ever in the history of the world. it's pretty gross.

I actually do this exact same thing.  Forever 21 is my discount store.

Three?

I thought you were down to one not long ago.

Yeah I was. It was nice for a short while...

most hated household chore: laundry.

i'll just keep shopping so i never have to do it. i have more clothes than anyone ever in the history of the world. it's pretty gross.

Laundry over dishes even? 

I don't mind doing either ...

I don't mind doing either ...

I don't either, since we have a dishwasher... haha

I've got a chore for you; bending over and spreading those cheeks wide for me ...
It could be a daily chore, however, I'll allow once or twice weekly to start ...
I'll even throw in a thrashcum allowance, with bonuses ...

I hate washing dishes. Will get a dishwasher soon

I hate washing dishes. Will get a dishwasher soon

Nope, forget it.

I've got a chore for you; bending over and spreading those cheeks wide for me ...
It could be a daily chore, however, I'll allow once or twice weekly to start ...
I'll even throw in a thrashcum allowance, with bonuses ...

this is about one you hate, that would only make my day.

If you were a boob man, you would know how wrong you are.

HAHAHA

OP: dishes.