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I should be getting a visitor...(Read 28261 times)
I should be getting a visitor... on: September 21, 2009, 10:01:33 PM
...sometime this week.  She likes blood, zombies, & heroin and wants me to serenade her with Danzig songs.  <3

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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #1 on: September 21, 2009, 10:16:36 PM
Heroin bad!
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #2 on: September 21, 2009, 10:18:35 PM
I know!
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #3 on: September 21, 2009, 11:59:12 PM
Wait, what?

So, yer gonna be visited by a 15 year old heroin addict?

Trying to trade up on your disease(s), man?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #4 on: September 22, 2009, 12:22:04 AM
15? She's my age.  And she's not a CURRENT heroin addict......but she does have needles and wants to shoot some speed with me which I know none of you will approve of.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #5 on: September 22, 2009, 12:28:27 AM
So, she's gonna hang with a true druggie and not want to give in to the bliss that is addiction?

I'm not buying it ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #6 on: September 22, 2009, 12:33:58 AM
Little doe he realize that he will be the one who pays for her addiction when her brother/father/male friend/love-struck ex finds out she's hanging with a user who lets her use.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #7 on: September 22, 2009, 12:38:23 AM
I thought of that too, however, I didn't wanna piss on his parade (yet) ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #8 on: September 22, 2009, 12:40:14 AM
I don't give a fuck if she uses.  People can do what they want.  And if it includes doing drugs with me, it's not my fault that someone has a weakness for the needle.

Oh, she has no family or exes here.  She's from Baltimore.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #9 on: September 22, 2009, 12:46:10 AM
In all honestly Dylan:

1- If her family aren't total wastes of skin, they will fucking get in a car and drive up there to hand you your ass.

2- With that attitude, if someone who actually loved her were to kill you for not just enabling, but encouraging her do to that shit, and I mean really real-real kill you dead, I wouldn't blame them in the least.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #10 on: September 22, 2009, 12:54:47 AM
Feh.  I really don't care.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #11 on: September 22, 2009, 01:03:12 AM
 Don't make the mistake of thinking I'm arguing morals with you, Dylan; I know better than to argue morals with someone who has none.

 Just don't go thinking your apathy and solipsism will protect you, or that anyone will sympathize with you over whatever consequences you may face.

It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.



Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #12 on: September 22, 2009, 01:17:34 AM
Please don't shoot speed Dylan.  Come on, it's the worst thing possible to shoot.  Don't shoot heroin either.  It's fucking dumb.  Also, don't shoot heroin with her because if she is willing to shoot heroin with someone off of okcupid then she will do it with anyone who will buy it for her.  My friend Roger gave himself a hot shot the other day because his brain cancer came back.  It just proves to me why life has value.  You aren't sick, so don't hang out with someone who could fuck that all up for you.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #13 on: September 22, 2009, 03:18:56 AM
I thought this thread was going to be about Dylan's period.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #14 on: September 22, 2009, 05:14:07 AM
Are you going to borrow that other chick's dildo for date night?
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #15 on: September 22, 2009, 05:59:42 AM
I should.

Oh, and I'm not buying anyone fucking drugs.  I can barely afford to buy myself drugs. 

And yeah, I don't think I could shoot up H with a known addict.  For serial.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #16 on: September 22, 2009, 03:26:21 PM
You aren't sick, so don't hang out with someone who could fuck that all up for you.

Dude, seriously. You know you love to get high, why fuck up your current highs of choice by upping the ante to shooting something?
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #17 on: September 22, 2009, 03:57:45 PM
i thought you were all about pot now?

you say you wouldn't be willing to shoot H with a user... would you consider shooting H otherwise? don't be a retard.



Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #18 on: September 22, 2009, 04:13:22 PM
Dude, if she wasn't looking for someone to do harold with, then why would she tell you she loves it?

Use your brain man.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #19 on: September 22, 2009, 07:53:16 PM
I'm torn between obvious red flags here, but also potential for great entertainment.  I can't be an objective commentator.  I say bring on the Horse.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #20 on: September 22, 2009, 08:13:26 PM
Hahahaha.  <3 Libertine.  You guys get all FOR SERIAL and he's all "entertain me".
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #21 on: September 22, 2009, 08:16:27 PM
If she loved heroin that much, she never would have left Baltimore.



Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #22 on: September 22, 2009, 08:44:48 PM
No shit. You can get it anywhere, even delivered to your door.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #23 on: September 22, 2009, 09:06:30 PM
She knew someone on every corner, apparently.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #24 on: September 22, 2009, 09:08:58 PM
I don't stick my dick in dumb or addicts. That's just me. You may like it.



Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #25 on: September 22, 2009, 09:11:51 PM
Who says I'm sticking my dick in her?
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #26 on: September 22, 2009, 09:13:35 PM
Who says I'm sticking my dick in her?

Because this post is in the Sex forum and not the General forum.

Harry Potter book on her bed.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #27 on: September 22, 2009, 09:14:47 PM
Not to mention that sex and drugs are in tandem like chloroform and a good time.



Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #28 on: September 22, 2009, 09:15:33 PM
Harry Potter book on her bed.

Hahaha good spotting!
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #29 on: September 22, 2009, 09:17:49 PM

Hahaha good spotting!

All the teenage girls are saying that.