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I've had sex with a guy who had a 9 inch sharpie dick and it was very blahhh.  I've also had sex with a guy who had a thick 6 inch dick and it was very ooohhahhhhh.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #30 on: September 22, 2009, 09:20:24 PM
Dylan you may find the Baltimore accent more than you can bear. It grates on my nerves like the Long Island Hausfrau whine.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #31 on: September 22, 2009, 09:20:52 PM
Aw, c'mon hon!
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #32 on: September 22, 2009, 09:32:37 PM
People aren't exactly subtle about selling dope or coke in Baltimore.  The prostitutes are pretty brazen, too.  I guess it's pretty easy when the cops stick to the harbor so people don't get their pockets picked when they come to see the Orioles/Ravens.  
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #33 on: September 22, 2009, 09:34:29 PM
Quote from: Zoomie on September 22, 2009, 09:20:24 PM
Dylan you may find the Baltimore accent more than you can bear. It grates on my nerves like the Long Island Hausfrau whine.

Speaking of horrible Baltimore accents, I made the mistake of going to some diner in Glen Burnie at 2:30 in the morning recently.  I wanted to gouge my eyes out.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #34 on: September 22, 2009, 09:47:30 PM
So if/when I make it up to Baltimore at some point, getting some good weed shouldn't be a problem?
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #35 on: September 22, 2009, 09:49:46 PM
Quote from: FAH-Q on September 22, 2009, 09:47:30 PM
So if/when I make it up to Baltimore at some point, getting some good weed shouldn't be a problem?

I don't have a palate for quality, since I just get really, really high, listen to records, and stare at the wall/ceiling on the occasions that I smoke.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #36 on: September 22, 2009, 09:50:20 PM
Oh hell no, never a problem.

Hahahaha Emp has discovered The Honey Bee!
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #37 on: September 22, 2009, 11:06:42 PM
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Quote from: ChemCaterpillar on September 22, 2009, 09:11:51 PM
Who says I'm sticking my dick in her?

Because this post is in the Sex forum and not the General forum.

Harry Potter book on her bed.

This is the sex/gossip forum.  I wouldn't feel right talking about this stuff in Discontempt.
« Last Edit: September 22, 2009, 11:08:13 PM by ChemCaterpillar »
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #38 on: September 23, 2009, 12:39:55 AM
Post the link to your OKCupid profile.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #39 on: September 23, 2009, 02:40:17 AM
Post a link to YOUR profile.

Yeah so I just got off the phone with this chick, talked for hours, things sounds good.  The best thing I heard all night: "I got the Gardasil shot"
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #40 on: September 23, 2009, 03:00:32 AM
I would but too many of the girls here are on the site.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #41 on: September 23, 2009, 03:15:09 AM
So?  What are you afraid of?
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #42 on: September 23, 2009, 03:25:14 AM
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It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.

Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #43 on: September 23, 2009, 03:26:15 AM
Heh, he's afraid of the girls.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #44 on: September 23, 2009, 05:32:22 AM
Needles are really bad. I guess thats all I have to say about that.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #45 on: September 23, 2009, 07:27:55 AM
Why thank you for informing us.  Do you know of any other things that are bad?  Rape? Devil worship, maybe? I'd love to hear if you think they are bad or not.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #46 on: September 23, 2009, 08:02:05 AM
Women with chronic vaginosis. The Pet Shop Boys. Laptops from WalMart. Not paying back a loanshark. Putting dirty things in your urethra.

I'll come back later.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #47 on: September 23, 2009, 08:07:39 AM
I have to agree with all of those.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #48 on: September 23, 2009, 08:09:42 AM
Quote from: ChemCaterpillar on September 23, 2009, 08:07:39 AM
I have to agree with all of those.

Quote from: ChemCaterpillar on September 23, 2009, 07:27:55 AM
Why thank you for informing us.  Do you know of any other things that are bad?  Rape Showers? Devil worship public education, maybe? I'd love to hear if you think they are bad or not.
« Last Edit: September 23, 2009, 08:10:44 AM by eitje »
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #49 on: September 23, 2009, 08:32:27 AM
What?  Is that supposed to be some kind of joke about me not showering or being educated?  Whatever your point, you completely fell flat.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #50 on: September 23, 2009, 09:26:14 AM
it's more a joke about how you slammed tru for letting us know what HE thought about a thing, then proceeded to let us know what YOU thought about a thing.

The bolded items were unnecessary.
« Last Edit: September 23, 2009, 09:27:08 AM by eitje »
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #51 on: September 23, 2009, 09:44:53 AM
That's enough out of you eitje.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #52 on: September 23, 2009, 03:40:17 PM
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #53 on: September 23, 2009, 04:50:39 PM
Quote from: ChemCaterpillar on September 22, 2009, 09:11:51 PM
Who says I'm sticking my dick in her?
Quote from: ChemCaterpillar on September 23, 2009, 02:40:17 AM
Yeah so I just got off the phone with this chick, talked for hours, things sounds good.  The best thing I heard all night: "I got the Gardasil shot"


Quote from: ChemCaterpillar on September 22, 2009, 09:06:30 PM
She knew someone on every corner, apparently.

So, she "barters"?
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #54 on: September 23, 2009, 11:34:23 PM
You pussies. I had no qualms about posting my OkCupid profile.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #55 on: September 24, 2009, 01:35:09 AM
Rape is quite often bad
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #56 on: September 24, 2009, 01:53:46 AM
unless youre krsna
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #57 on: September 24, 2009, 02:37:46 AM
ATTN:  I got mad laid several times, ate pussy, and got my dick sucked, all while being high on DXM with this chick who has turned out to be particularly fucking awesome (as in she seems like she could be my soul mate).  We even fucked in the meeting room right next to our condo.  Fucking awesome.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #58 on: September 24, 2009, 02:42:51 AM
Quote from: ChemCaterpillar on September 24, 2009, 02:37:46 AM
We even fucked in the meeting room right next to our condo. 

Poor old geezers, are never going to have a chance against your viral shedding.
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Re: I should be getting a visitor... Reply #59 on: September 24, 2009, 02:49:37 AM
Quote from: ChemCaterpillar on September 24, 2009, 02:37:46 AM
(as in she seems like she could be my soul mate)

You mean like the last one?
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