No, this chick is way different.  She can put up with me.

We even fucked in the meeting room right next to our condo. 

Missed this the first time around.

Our as in my father and I.

or the next one.

Wow, Dylan got laid.  The times, they are a changin'.  Her being a heroin addict reminds me of the day I left SF to move back to Austin.  I hooked up with my on again off again 19 year old love interest who took me to the beach and had sex with me all night there.  The best part was when I was riding him and he let me do a shot at the same time. 

No, this chick is way different.  She can put up with me.

He forgets that you're invincible on drugs. Also that needy pathetic women, particularly drug addicts, will tolerate anything until they get the hook set firmly in your mouth.

I mean... Congratulations buddy!

 This basically has the makings of a Category 5 episode of Jerry Springer.

We even fucked in the meeting room right next to our condo. 

Poor old geezers, are never going to have a chance against your viral shedding.

bagman said something funny!

Blah blah blah, only time can tell.

Correction: Time and labwork.

Heh.

She's super tight.  Labwork 101

You know Gardisil take a little time to work; it's also NOT totally proven in complete effectiveness ...

Erm ...

I mean... Congratulations buddy!

She gave me a surprise visit today, which I normally hate, but was so happy to see her and vice versa.  Things are looking unusually spectacular in our future.  We are getting really close and quickly falling for each other.  She lives a little far away, this seems to be the biggest problem.  I've actually never felt this way about someone in my life and the feelings actually seem to be mutual.  Crazy how shit happens.

I wonder how long it will take her to find a drugie with a job and ditch your ass.

I got to say that I stuck around with some dirty bitches before because the sex was just THAT good. Maybe he's actually got skills... Or maybe she's just a drug addict trying to keep her heart rate up. It could be any number of scenarios, but I'm willing to lend(not give) the benefit of the doubt.

I'll cover her smack habit for a year if you promise NOT to move here to Baltimore with her.

She is currently clean from shooting H, FYI.  Not only is she in love with my cock and my mad cunnilingus skills, but she is pretty much being everything I look for in a girl.

She is currently clean from shooting H, FYI.  Not only is she in love with my cock and my mad cunnilingus skills, but she is pretty much being everything I look for in a girl.

Alive and complicit in being drugged?

I'll cover your rent for 6 months if you promise NOT to move here to Baltimore with her.

She is currently clean from shooting H, FYI.  Not only is she in love with my cock and my mad cunnilingus skills, but she is pretty much being everything I look for in a girl.

Alive and complicit in being drugged?

Among other things.

I'll give you a 1996 Nissan pickup truck if you promise NOT to move here to Baltimore with her.

I'll give you a 1996 Nissan pickup truck if you promise NOT to move here to Baltimore with her.

Does he even have a license?

Yes, but it's expired.  I need a new one.

I would take the deal, Dylan.

Danzig- I'll give you a full frontal nude shot if you move right next door to Zoomie.

Danzig- I'll give you a full frontal nude shot if you move right next door to Zoomie.

I'll send you $20 for a full frontal nude shot...as long as we are sending offers out.

I counter tricky's offer with 3 bottles of Robitussin and a partial package or Oreo Doublestuff.

Danzig- I'll give you a full frontal nude shot if you move right next door to Zoomie.

No way, that's worth more.....like a hardcore sex vid of yourself in HD.  If I could get that, I'll be Zoomie's new nosy neighbor by the next day.

Yeah. I see you strolling through my front door saying "Hi Neighbor! I dropped over to borrow a cup of Benzedrine..."

OK the idea is giving me shivers. Please stop.