I smell sitcom! Or at least a shitty webisode.

Benzedrine?  Fuck, you're old.

Would you say no if I had them?

I would be impressed if you had some dusty Benzedrine inhalers lying around.

Ha! Well there ya go. Who's old now?

Oh right. Me.

Its weird. Part of me hopes this works out for Dylan. The rest of me sees a trainwreck.

Danzig- I'll give you a full frontal nude shot if you move right next door to Zoomie.

No way, that's worth more.....like a hardcore sex vid of yourself in HD.  If I could get that, I'll be Zoomie's new nosy neighbor by the next day.

can i be clothed?

Its weird. Part of me hopes this works out for Dylan. The rest of me sees a trainwreck.

What you want to happen and what you think will happen don't have to be the same.

For some reason, I just can't stop laughing aloud ....

I hope you get cancer and die, Thrash.  L8t3rz

It's not about you that I'm laughing; it's about the remarks in this thread ....

Believe it or not, I'm actually HAPPY for you; everyone deserves happiness, and I truly hope you have achieved it ...
You, druggie or not, are a good, caring guy at heart; and I've rewarded you for being as such, if you recall ....
I've ribbed you through the years, but I've always had some heart and respect for you ...
... even if only basic

Take what you have and run with it ...

I'm actually on your side ....

But the comments in this thread are funny; admit it ....

I'm not happy for Dylan.  Fat people don't deserve to mate.

I'm not happy for Dylan.  Fat people don't deserve to mate.

Ugly people don't deserve to live.  Hang yourself.

Danzig- I'll give you a full frontal nude shot if you move right next door to Zoomie.

No way, that's worth more.....like a hardcore sex vid of yourself in HD.  If I could get that, I'll be Zoomie's new nosy neighbor by the next day.

can i be clothed?

Hmmm....*mental pictures*......if you make sure they are sexy clothes then you have yourself a deal.

But the comments in this thread are funny; admit it ....

I just reread the entire thread, and I came up with this for funny:

I thought this thread was going to be about Dylan's period.

Are you going to borrow that other chick's dildo for date night?

Who says I'm sticking my dick in her?

Because this post is in the Sex forum and not the General forum.

Harry Potter book on her bed.

This basically has the makings of a Category 5 episode of Jerry Springer.

She is currently clean from shooting H, FYI.  Not only is she in love with my cock and my mad cunnilingus skills, but she is pretty much being everything I look for in a girl.

Alive and complicit in being drugged?

Danzig- I'll give you a full frontal nude shot if you move right next door to Zoomie.

Ha! Well there ya go. Who's old now?

Oh right. Me.

I'm not happy for Dylan.  Fat people don't deserve to mate.

Ugly people don't deserve to live.  Hang yourself.

I'll hang myself after I cut a fat rope from your mid section.

It's nice too see you being an example of how far our society has come when it comes to the subject of tolerance.

I can tolerate fat people.  I tolerate them for the comic relief.

But John Candy and Chris Farley are dead. DEAD!

Whoa ...

As I always say, tolerance is just a nice way to say, "I hate you."

Yeah, and I'd rather have someone politely tell me they hate me than be douche about it.

I'm not happy for Dylan.  Fat people don't deserve to mate.

:'(

Fat girls give great head.

For two reasons;

1) they HAVE TO
2) they're hungry

I'm gonna borrow this, but only this time...


*nods*

Fat girls give great head.

I beg to differ. I've had blowjobs from two larger women, and one skinny one and I'll tell ya. Thin is IN.

Wow, a conclusion based on a pool of 3. ^5.

hahahahaha ....

 Supposing you could even pull it off, a "fat rope" would be more like bungie, really. Comical, but essentially useless. Read into that as you may.

I thought the same thing, however, I didn't want to dispell "teh funnah" ...

GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!