I used to go 2x/week or so, and they were MASSIVE; thankfully, I've gone more "regular" in my aging process ...

I have some stories...

Yeah I should refactor. I do sometimes take longer than 30 seconds, but those times are usually accompanied by severe abdominal agony and the last thing I want to be doing then is reading. It's weird actually I get the worst stomach aches if I don't get enough sleep. It's like my body only digests stuff proper;y when I get a good night's sleep...

It is all tied together; at least, it's supposed to be ...