I'll be the one laughing when the next ice-age hits.

Aren't we still coming out of the current one?

We're in an interglacial period just now.
Apparently we're due for another Ice-Age pretty soon. That is if we don't start producing a bit more CO2 and sulfates.
http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/summary/297/5585/1287

Extra virgin olive oil would be my second choice for delicious fattery.

"EVOO" is fucking awesome. *bobbles giant head*

Heh. OK now you've crossed over into Rachel Ray land. Olive oil is delicious, but I refuse to run with the EVOO thing.

Rachel Ray land

*bobbles giant head*

I'll fuck Rachel Ray's asshole and use EVOO as lube.

I have to admit she is kind of attractive actually.

In that you really wanna put your dick in her mouth just to shut her the fuck up?

bingo.

Haha, exactly.

Extra Virgin has a little too strong of a flavor for me with most foods. I like the regular better for cooking.

I still use clarified butter pretty often when frying. Adds a nice flavor too.

I actually really like unsalted butter. It's much better than the yellow salted stuff you normally get.

Taste wise, I think nothing compares to salted Land O Lakes butter.  Every other brand I've had does not compare in flavor quality, IMO.  It's the only butter that I can eat a piece of by itself and think "Damn, that's some tasty butter" as opposed to "Uh, well, I just ate a piece of butter".

i could stab myself right in the ear anytime I hear that asshat use her cutsey terms like "EVOO" and "SAMMYS"

YUM-O Bitches.

The only time I ever watch any TV now is if I'm visiting with wifie and she always has Fox "news" playing.
I haven't turned my TV on since it changed to all digital.
I have a converter box, hell I have fucking cable for that matter.
I just don't give enough of a fuck about TV to hook the shit up.

So I haven't seen RR for a very long time now.

I wouldn't mind if she died a terrifically violent and scary death. Ideally someone would catch it on video.

Someone would and then they would post the footage to the "Young fatties for Zoomie" thread.

Yeah, and what's up with her tits, btw? She's got skinny chick tits on a non-skinny chick body.

And a huge bobblehead. That bears repeating.

i always find those kind of tits super interesting

Those kinds of tits are all nipple.

I want her to cook a goulash for me and then serve it on her ass.

That would have to involve Spam or Cheeze-Wizz or something. That's how RR rolls.

Neither of those belong in goulash.

Eh, to be fair, maybe not. She does actually make some fairly edible things on her shows. Sandra Lee is the Spam/Cheeze-Wizz demon.

musn't forget that she's also the 'my-outfit-matches-my-kitchen-window-cafe-curtains!' demon.

I'd still rail her six ways of the Devil.

musn't forget that she's also the 'my-outfit-matches-my-kitchen-window-cafe-curtains!' demon.

And her delightful tablescapes! FHL.

I must confess that I do use a garbage bowl while cooking.

Who doesn't?

Mine is called a trash can...

You prep your food next to your trash can? Or you go back and forth constantly?