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Woman to be caned for drinking beer. (Read 57488 times)
Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #150 on: October 06, 2009, 03:40:52 PM
Man, wouldn't that be totally crazy if people in this modern day and age had actually decided to follow their ancient religious instructions?

Many folks choose to ignore passages from their holy books, whatever those books might be.  If Christians and Jews can do it, where's your hang-up on Muslims doing it?
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #151 on: October 06, 2009, 03:42:05 PM
I saw a bit of The Daily Show this afternoon, and the guest was a woman who'd written about Roger Williams, the dude who got kicked out of Massachusetts and founded Providence, RI. He was apparently so incredibly religious that he was content with the fact that all these Indians and people of other faiths were going to burn in hell for all eternity, and therefore didn't mind living around them.

It occurred to me that it's a damn shame there aren't more people like that around. I have zero problem with anyone believing passionately that I or anyone else is going to hell forever, since it's all bullshit anyway.
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Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #152 on: October 06, 2009, 03:44:59 PM
Precisely, Si. I have no problem with people who believe that. It's when they feel the need to constantly whisper it in my ear or help me along on my journey to eternal damnation that I get uncomfortable. And I don't like to be uncomfortable.
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Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #153 on: October 06, 2009, 03:46:17 PM
I saw a bit of The Daily Show this afternoon, and the guest was a woman who'd written about Roger Williams, the dude who got kicked out of Massachusetts and founded Providence, RI. He was apparently so incredibly religious that he was content with the fact that all these Indians and people of other faiths were going to burn in hell for all eternity, and therefore didn't mind living around them.

It occurred to me that it's a damn shame there aren't more people like that around. I have zero problem with anyone believing passionately that I or anyone else is going to hell forever, since it's all bullshit anyway.

I thought it was clear that my hang up was on them not ignoring what their books say.

I don't mind if your Muslim, but please don't go wanting me dead for not being so. As Doormouse brought up, my issues lie with fundamentalism.

Plus, what Si said, and Zoomie agreed with.
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Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #154 on: October 06, 2009, 03:50:40 PM
Does the Goddess of LARP have a name ?
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Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #155 on: October 06, 2009, 03:55:30 PM
Why don't you walk back into town, I hear they have a 2 for 1 sale on dents in your head.
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Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #156 on: October 06, 2009, 05:22:17 PM
Somebody took their witty pills this morning!
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Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #157 on: October 06, 2009, 05:29:56 PM
yeah but he forgot his punctuation.



Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #158 on: October 08, 2009, 03:42:36 PM
I think religion is here to stay as long as humans exist.  I think there's an evolutionary element to things, such as suggested in this article: http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/10/god-brai/ and I also think that there are ingrained elements in our language and culture that aren't likely to be stripped.
I think their beliefs are objectively fascinating. I think it tells us a lot about the human condition that religion is such a universal concept that like language (or at least written language) it is capable of independent convergent evolution.
I've been looking for a good book on the subject actually. I think I may buy that Dean Hamer book despite the criticism it's received.
I'm also keen on getting my hands on a book about the evolution of language. It's really interesting. Apparently it follows a Lamarkian pattern to a greater degree than cultural evolution does.



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Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #159 on: October 12, 2009, 04:26:17 PM
I dont mind women drinking bottles of beer.But pints is a bit dykish IMO.

This woman's a model aint she?

Actually, it shows what a banana republic most Asian countries are.I always thought Malaysia was ahead of Indonesia and the like.Maybe not...?



Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #160 on: October 12, 2009, 06:10:25 PM
Well at least someone turned it away from Islam as a whole...

Nicely played, Ress. Still a fail. Sorry.
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Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #161 on: October 13, 2009, 03:29:17 AM
A bottle of beer is okay but a pint is dykish?  That's like saying a turtleneck on a guy isn't gay if he teaches art.



Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #162 on: October 13, 2009, 04:24:12 AM
Women drinking beer in any form is hot if she was originally hot
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Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #163 on: October 13, 2009, 05:01:45 AM
When I'm drinking beer in any form, a woman seems hotter especially if she was originally hot.



Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #164 on: October 13, 2009, 06:31:23 AM
Is it gonna be another model cane her?
If so, I think the judge may've got this one right..



Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #165 on: October 13, 2009, 08:05:28 AM
If the caning takes place in a vat of lime jello...
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Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #166 on: October 13, 2009, 09:36:14 AM
I think "caning" might be a Muslim code word for "bukkake".
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Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #167 on: October 28, 2009, 08:27:27 PM
http://ahlalhdeeth.com/vbe/showthread.php?t=1625

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In conclusion,

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You're all secretly Muslims!


Many folks choose to ignore passages from their holy books, whatever those books might be.  If Christians and Jews can do it, where's your hang-up on Muslims doing it?

I do it. I tried, I really did but there is way too much..
then a nice old man gave me a cute little yellow book with good quotes from the Gita,
...but I didn't even read that.



Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #168 on: October 28, 2009, 09:23:55 PM
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Hey, Mr. Brainiac... You're talking about a religion based on a book that contains actual instructions to go kill everyone who won't "submit" to Islam.

Moses are you there?
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Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #169 on: October 29, 2009, 01:30:03 AM
Hello two and a half weeks ago. I've considered your arguments and am anxious to troll you mercilessly.



Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #170 on: October 29, 2009, 08:16:20 AM
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Hey, Mr. Brainiac... You're talking about a religion based on a book that contains actual instructions to go kill everyone who won't "submit" to Islam.

Moses are you there?

Yeah, fuck those kikes too!

Hey, here comes a drive by...

f u c k I s l a m!
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Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #171 on: October 29, 2009, 10:20:47 PM



Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #172 on: November 05, 2009, 07:41:22 PM
Global blasphemy law?

If I said "Mohammed was a cocksucker who looked like David Copperfield, and Allah was a gay Israeli pawnbroker", would that be considered blasphemous?
Would I be allowed to ask, "why is it families going on holiday to Morocco, the 14 yr old boys are always "checked out" by Muslim men?"



Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #173 on: November 05, 2009, 08:24:15 PM
Pedophiles weigh heavily on your mind, don't they?

I wonder why that is?
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Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #174 on: November 06, 2009, 04:09:55 AM
Bags of jelly bears are cheaper than dinner dates and divorce settlements.



Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #175 on: November 06, 2009, 06:47:30 AM
I wouldn't know but apparently you would.
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Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #176 on: November 06, 2009, 11:30:10 AM
It's a good thing Muslims in the US aren't popping off and killing people at military bases.
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Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #177 on: November 06, 2009, 11:34:09 AM
It's a good thing Muslims in the US Army aren't popping off and killing people at military bases.

Fixed.
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Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #178 on: November 06, 2009, 01:07:41 PM
doesn't matter to me if they're in the army, navy, air force, or marines.
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Re: Woman to be caned for drinking beer. Reply #179 on: November 06, 2009, 01:27:56 PM
I'm no expert, but I don't think that would have been considered a blasphemous action...
Some reports say he gave the international jihadi takbir before firing the first shot.