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Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #30 on: October 20, 2009, 01:00:56 PM
*bows*
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #31 on: October 20, 2009, 01:06:26 PM
It's not stamina; she just doesn't have anything else to do ...
I'd put my money on Wendy due to her having more stamina for this.
It's not stamina; she just doesn't have anything else to do ...
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Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #32 on: October 20, 2009, 01:22:56 PM
PS Nov 14th? Ho?

definitely! although peep this: saturday night after work i did end up going to the ho (even though you guys bagged out on me and went home to bed!) and one of the bartenders there tried to kiss me, so we might have to go to the other bar in town (joe's) to avoid any awckward encounters. plus, now boyfriend wants to brutalize afore mentioned bartender, so if boyfriend comes, we would have to go to joe's anyway to avoid an assault charge.



Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #33 on: October 20, 2009, 01:59:45 PM
See what happens when I leave? destruction.
Im cool with any place!



Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #34 on: October 20, 2009, 03:40:13 PM
we get a lot of free alcohol at joe's, too, which is a plus. another bonus is that the bartenders are all my buds, and mostly keep the sexual harassment confined to highly sexually charged verbal assaults because they want to fuck me, not fall in love with me like the ho bartender who tried to kiss me.

sally.



Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #35 on: October 21, 2009, 12:48:01 AM
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incidentally, i have a fatal shellfish allergy.

Now this is something that no matter how much I try I simply can't imagine a reason for.

I eat ANYTHING from raw meat to half spoiled shit with mayonnaise that has been left in the sun for two days. True, beer eventually gives me the shits but only after consuming 4 to 6 forties.

I just don't get how some people can be so sensitive to certain foods. Is it an effect of our mastery over nature that allows such people to survive? Because it seems to me that people with these deadly allergies are a side track of evolution much like cro magnon man that should have naturally died out. But I guess getting our foods from stores instead of nature has a way of perverting evolution.

And btw how the fuck do you find out you are deathly allergic to something without consuming it first?
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #36 on: October 21, 2009, 02:40:40 AM
ah, so youre a 40oz man! It all makes sense



Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #37 on: October 21, 2009, 03:18:44 AM
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ah, so youre a 40oz man! It all makes sense

WTF do you means sense? Nobody that has consumed 4 forties or more should ever be considered to be making sense.

Yet that is how I post here most days.

 Strangely, I don't seem to care. I think there is more at stake.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #38 on: October 21, 2009, 08:12:38 AM
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incidentally, i have a fatal shellfish allergy.

I eat ANYTHING from raw meat to half spoiled shit with mayonnaise that has been left in the sun for two days. True, beer eventually gives me the shits but only after consuming 4 to 6 forties.

ew and ew.

I just don't get how some people can be so sensitive to certain foods. Is it an effect of our mastery over nature that allows such people to survive? Because it seems to me that people with these deadly allergies are a side track of evolution much like cro magnon man that should have naturally died out. But I guess getting our foods from stores instead of nature has a way of perverting evolution.

i also like to think of it in darwinian terms, but in that some higher forms of the human body are weeding out things that are becoming no longer beneficial for it to eat, like the flesh of other animals, or the pus-filled milk from cow titties.

And btw how the fuck do you find out you are deathly allergic to something without consuming it first?

i believe anything anyone ever tells me.



Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #39 on: October 21, 2009, 10:04:46 AM
Well you could be right. If we were truly evolved we wouldn't need assholes because our bodies would extract and utilize 100% of the materials we consume.

But by then we will need a very special and artificial diet and we wouldn't be able to survive at all without our technology.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #40 on: October 21, 2009, 10:08:42 AM
i believe anything anyone ever tells me.

I heard you can only get pregnant if you're married.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #41 on: October 21, 2009, 10:10:33 AM
If we were truly evolved we wouldn't need assholes...

Nah, dude, we'd still need you around.

:)
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #42 on: October 21, 2009, 10:24:23 AM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #43 on: October 21, 2009, 12:07:37 PM
my head just exploded.



Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #44 on: October 21, 2009, 12:26:43 PM
hahahahaha ...

Again, in this thread, I wish I could throw the last few posts into the quotebox ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #45 on: October 21, 2009, 12:49:41 PM
I just don't get how some people can be so sensitive to certain foods. Is it an effect of our mastery over nature that allows such people to survive? Because it seems to me that people with these deadly allergies are a side track of evolution much like cro magnon man that should have naturally died out. But I guess getting our foods from stores instead of nature anti-allergy medicine and medical early-warning-systems have a way of perverting evolution.

i also like to think of it in darwinian evolutionary terms, but in that some higher forms of the human body are weeding out things that are becoming no longer beneficial for it to eat, like the flesh of other animals, or the pus-filled milk from cow titties.
Double salvaged.

Getting our foods from stores is an evolutionary strategy. It's hardwired into many animals. Why should pet dogs bury bones? Obviously it's not only those dogs whose masters don't feed them enough that do this. The suggestion that extreme allergies are evolutionary dead-ends is extremely questionable, but so it goes.

Vegetarianism is a social movement. I can imagine it affects evolution by increasing attractiveness of the vegetarian from either a health perspective or more likely a social perspective. Either way, I can't see sexual selection in this case being anything but culture-based. Cultural evolution is Lamarckian rather than Darwinian. Also there's no pus in milk that is sold on the market. Milk is distinct from colostrum, mucus, pus, and all other bodily fluids that the anti-milk crowd seems to wantonly confuse it for.



Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #46 on: October 21, 2009, 01:08:35 PM
it would seem that i'm a wanton vegan.



Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #47 on: October 21, 2009, 01:22:44 PM
I dated a wanton vegetarian once. I thoroughly enjoyed her wantonness.



Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #48 on: October 21, 2009, 02:31:04 PM


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Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #49 on: October 21, 2009, 03:00:06 PM
Won Ton?

Or boiled ball?
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Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #50 on: October 21, 2009, 03:12:36 PM
Getting our foods from stores is an evolutionary strategy. It's hardwired into many animals. Why should pet dogs bury bones? Obviously it's not only those dogs whose masters don't feed them enough that do this. The suggestion that extreme allergies are evolutionary dead-ends is extremely questionable, but so it goes.

Vegetarianism is a social movement. I can imagine it affects evolution by increasing attractiveness of the vegetarian from either a health perspective or more likely a social perspective. Either way, I can't see sexual selection in this case being anything but culture-based. Cultural evolution is Lamarckian rather than Darwinian. Also there's no pus in milk that is sold on the market. Milk is distinct from colostrum, mucus, pus, and all other bodily fluids that the anti-milk crowd seems to wantonly confuse it for.

If you did happen to see the articles i posted about diets, it was the folks that were occasional meat eaters that lived the longest and healthiest lives.

RE: fresh milk ~ thanx!  i wasn't even going to get into that...  If she'd like to think of me as a retarded, moronic, red-necked country bumpkin, whatever.
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Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #51 on: October 21, 2009, 03:25:57 PM
i think it's incredibly rude to refer to someone as "he", "him", "she" or "her" when the "she" in this case has a name.

and don't put words into my loaded-gun mouth. i never called you a red-necked country bumpkin.



Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #52 on: October 21, 2009, 03:43:25 PM
i think it's incredibly rude to refer to someone as "he", "him", "she" or "her" when the "she" in this case has a name.

and don't put words into my loaded-gun mouth. i never called you a red-necked country bumpkin.


Rude?  The thread IS Named for her.


AHA!  But you THOUGHT  it, methinks!
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Re: Hip!!!!! Reply #53 on: October 21, 2009, 04:16:56 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.