Damn, I fucked this chick last night drunk, and I'm saying "fuck it" and I'm drunk now ...
W3rd!

Back!

Dear Alcohol:  I haven't seen you for a few weeks, sup dude?

Dear Alcohol:  I haven't seen you for a few weeks, sup dude?

a song to reintroduce you two:

Gogol Bordello - Alcohol

And for those of us who don't speak fluent Che Guevara...

Alcohol - Barenaked Ladies

Jamie Foxx Feat. T-Pain- Blame It (On the Alcohol) (Official Music Video)

Finished paper, had a nightcap, woke with coffee and bourbon, submitted paper, returned home to finish bourbon, soused by 5PM.

Tonight began this morning.
Happy St.P to all you nonwanks who recognize the holiday as a celebration of greenness and drunkenness.

To you too, sir!

Rock on guys, I finished my bottle of scotch last night and have to get some more

I is epic drunk. 4am on a Thursday.
See you on the weekend

I'd point out it's Friday... but you seem to have a good excuse for being mixed up.

Dumbasses St Pats came and went without even a nod. Stop plying the clerics trade.

i met a guy last night who told me he'd fight me if I was lying to him about not having cigarettes.
I think he was telling the truth.

Society is right to encourage the "wear green on st. Patricks' day" motif. It helps us normals identify the assholes at 3AM when we're wasted and just want to crawl back into a warm bed.

And here I thought it was a celebration of GINGERS!!!

Another bubble, burst.

It just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it?

Cripes.











ROFLMAO

HEY!  Has anyone noticed anything different about my drunken posts?  Like:  I don't seem nearly as drunk, lately?  I"M NOT!  I'm MIXING grog with coffee.  Sort of made a mistake, at first, not using the decaf, but, HEY!  It's all good, now!

Drunk Driving School is da bomb!  They teach you how to actually MAINTAIN when you're rolling down drunk!  Gotta LURVE that!

...

okay.





Dear Diary,

wEndering if i should just watch TV online, sip the "cog" (coffee&grog), and

...  (con't in Thoughts.High.Current)

How the fuck is decaff going to help with the palsies? You need the caffeine to counter the other. Drinking decaff is like drinking brown water. May as well just drink plain water, do you more good anyway.

There was something, it's been a while ago, about decaf being especially bad for women.

Anyway, I'm with you ~ what's the point if it doesn't have any kick?

Think I'll have caffeine withdrawal if I stop drinking cogs?  Up to this point, I only ever drank ONE cup of coffee a day, and normally don't drink soda...

My mom pulled a cute trick once because she was worried about my caffeine intake and she switched the coffee for decaf.

She came clean after my second day of brain-melting headaches.

since then I've cut back a bit.

I didn't know decafe was that expensive.

I think it was more that she was worried about my caffeine intake and she swi

hearing stories like this keeps be drinking tea most of the time

They make decaf TEA, too!!!

so who else is drunk on a deep sunday night?

I was, yeah.

It suddenly came to me at 1:30 that my buddies were trading off who did shots with me so that they'd stay sober while I degenerated into a subhuman state. I was the amusement for the night. Some friends.

PS - brutal hangover now.

Well it finally happened, I got busted for DUI last night. First time ever though.

Why were you even driving? I thought you mostly got drunk at home?

He was on a liquor run

Going by the posts I have read... He could of been drunk the day/week before and still get done.

I recently made contact with an old army (drinking) buddy from back in the day. He was helping me do some primer on my rental and we sucked down a few too many in the process. I got busted on the way back home only about 4 minutes from my destination.
There was no accident or anything like that, I just couldn't pass the sobriety test. Well geeze I was apparently almost four times over the legal limit for Ca.

Um I guess it looks like I'll loose my license for some period of time and there will surely be a hefty fine. They took my license but gave me a temp good for 30 days pending a final outcome.
I may be able to get a restricted license but I don't know yet. It was only $132 to get my car out of impound today though, not too bad, much less than I expected.

I'll have to plead no contest when I get to court because of my BAC and take the first offender DUI class.