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« Reply #510 on: March 08, 2010, 03:05:11 AM » |
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Damn, I fucked this chick last night drunk, and I'm saying "fuck it" and I'm drunk now ...
w4nk!
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« Reply #511 on: March 08, 2010, 03:55:47 PM » |
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« Reply #512 on: March 09, 2010, 12:52:31 PM » |
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Dear Alcohol: I haven't seen you for a few weeks, sup dude?
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Oh, don't mind him, that's just Dylan.....but it would be wise of you not to look at him directly in the eye.
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« Reply #513 on: March 09, 2010, 03:12:45 PM » |
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Dear Alcohol: I haven't seen you for a few weeks, sup dude?
a song to reintroduce you two:
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no junk food, just earthly goods
I ate weird berries in the woods
now I'm seeing colours, I'm getting higher
I think I'll start... A FOREST FIRE!
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I'm not your dancing monkey, bitch.
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« Reply #514 on: March 09, 2010, 04:47:50 PM » |
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And for those of us who don't speak fluent Che Guevara...
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...and don't wear so many clothes, we're going to have sex as soon as I finish getting drunk...
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« Reply #515 on: March 10, 2010, 12:08:22 PM » |
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"The helots were invited by a proclamation to pick out those of their number who claimed to have most distinguished themselves against the enemy, in order that they might receive their freedom; the object being to test them, as it was thought that the first to claim their freedom would be the most high spirited and the most apt to rebel. As many as two thousand were selected accordingly, who crowned themselves and went round the temples, rejoicing in their new freedom. ...
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« Reply #516 on: March 17, 2010, 04:26:53 PM » |
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Finished paper, had a nightcap, woke with coffee and bourbon, submitted paper, returned home to finish bourbon, soused by 5PM.
Tonight began this morning.
Happy St.P to all you nonwanks who recognize the holiday as a celebration of greenness and drunkenness.
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« Reply #517 on: March 17, 2010, 04:51:00 PM » |
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To you too, sir!
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no junk food, just earthly goods
I ate weird berries in the woods
now I'm seeing colours, I'm getting higher
I think I'll start... A FOREST FIRE!
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« Reply #518 on: March 18, 2010, 01:41:42 AM » |
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Rock on guys, I finished my bottle of scotch last night and have to get some more
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Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.
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« Reply #519 on: March 18, 2010, 02:37:05 PM » |
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I is epic drunk. 4am on a Thursday.
See you on the weekend
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Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.
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« Reply #520 on: March 18, 2010, 03:15:18 PM » |
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I'd point out it's Friday... but you seem to have a good excuse for being mixed up.
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?? ?? ?? ?'??\  ?\=(•? )=/? '??/'? ?? ? ?? ?? ?'??\????\=(•???????)=/????'??/'? ??? ? ? Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'. |
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« Reply #521 on: March 19, 2010, 12:09:57 AM » |
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Dumbasses St Pats came and went without even a nod. Stop plying the clerics trade.
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"The helots were invited by a proclamation to pick out those of their number who claimed to have most distinguished themselves against the enemy, in order that they might receive their freedom; the object being to test them, as it was thought that the first to claim their freedom would be the most high spirited and the most apt to rebel. As many as two thousand were selected accordingly, who crowned themselves and went round the temples, rejoicing in their new freedom. ...
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« Reply #522 on: March 19, 2010, 01:05:00 AM » |
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i met a guy last night who told me he'd fight me if I was lying to him about not having cigarettes.
I think he was telling the truth.
Society is right to encourage the "wear green on st. Patricks' day" motif. It helps us normals identify the assholes at 3AM when we're wasted and just want to crawl back into a warm bed.
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« Reply #523 on: March 19, 2010, 03:33:06 AM » |
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And here I thought it was a celebration of GINGERS!!!
Another bubble, burst.
It just keeps getting better and better, doesn't it?
Cripes.
ROFLMAO
HEY! Has anyone noticed anything different about my drunken posts? Like: I don't seem nearly as drunk, lately? I"M NOT! I'm MIXING grog with coffee. Sort of made a mistake, at first, not using the decaf, but, HEY! It's all good, now!
Drunk Driving School is da bomb! They teach you how to actually MAINTAIN when you're rolling down drunk! Gotta LURVE that!
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« Reply #524 on: March 30, 2010, 04:11:00 PM » |
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okay.
Dear Diary,
wEndering if i should just watch TV online, sip the "cog" (coffee&grog), and
... (con't in Thoughts.High.Current)
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« Reply #525 on: March 30, 2010, 11:24:44 PM » |
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How the fuck is decaff going to help with the palsies? You need the caffeine to counter the other. Drinking decaff is like drinking brown water. May as well just drink plain water, do you more good anyway.
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"The helots were invited by a proclamation to pick out those of their number who claimed to have most distinguished themselves against the enemy, in order that they might receive their freedom; the object being to test them, as it was thought that the first to claim their freedom would be the most high spirited and the most apt to rebel. As many as two thousand were selected accordingly, who crowned themselves and went round the temples, rejoicing in their new freedom. ...
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« Reply #526 on: April 01, 2010, 02:13:56 PM » |
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There was something, it's been a while ago, about decaf being especially bad for women.
Anyway, I'm with you ~ what's the point if it doesn't have any kick?
Think I'll have caffeine withdrawal if I stop drinking cogs? Up to this point, I only ever drank ONE cup of coffee a day, and normally don't drink soda...
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« Reply #527 on: April 01, 2010, 04:38:57 PM » |
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My mom pulled a cute trick once because she was worried about my caffeine intake and she switched the coffee for decaf.
She came clean after my second day of brain-melting headaches.
since then I've cut back a bit.
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« Reply #528 on: April 01, 2010, 06:27:09 PM » |
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I didn't know decafe was that expensive.
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?? ?? ?? ?'??\ ?\=(•? )=/? '??/'? ?? ? ?? ?? ?'??\????\=(•???????)=/????'??/'? ??? ? ? Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'. |
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« Reply #529 on: April 01, 2010, 08:14:43 PM » |
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I think it was more that she was worried about my caffeine intake and she swi
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« Reply #530 on: April 01, 2010, 09:57:55 PM » |
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hearing stories like this keeps be drinking tea most of the time
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Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.
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« Reply #531 on: April 03, 2010, 12:03:08 AM » |
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They make decaf TEA, too!!!
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« Reply #532 on: April 05, 2010, 12:34:17 AM » |
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so who else is drunk on a deep sunday night?
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« Reply #533 on: April 05, 2010, 02:04:30 PM » |
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I was, yeah.
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no junk food, just earthly goods
I ate weird berries in the woods
now I'm seeing colours, I'm getting higher
I think I'll start... A FOREST FIRE!
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« Reply #534 on: April 05, 2010, 03:22:40 PM » |
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It suddenly came to me at 1:30 that my buddies were trading off who did shots with me so that they'd stay sober while I degenerated into a subhuman state. I was the amusement for the night. Some friends.
PS - brutal hangover now.
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« Reply #535 on: April 19, 2010, 12:46:57 PM » |
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Well it finally happened, I got busted for DUI last night. First time ever though.
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"The helots were invited by a proclamation to pick out those of their number who claimed to have most distinguished themselves against the enemy, in order that they might receive their freedom; the object being to test them, as it was thought that the first to claim their freedom would be the most high spirited and the most apt to rebel. As many as two thousand were selected accordingly, who crowned themselves and went round the temples, rejoicing in their new freedom. ...
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« Reply #536 on: April 19, 2010, 01:27:56 PM » |
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Why were you even driving? I thought you mostly got drunk at home?
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no junk food, just earthly goods
I ate weird berries in the woods
now I'm seeing colours, I'm getting higher
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« Reply #537 on: April 19, 2010, 02:45:05 PM » |
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He was on a liquor run
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« Reply #538 on: April 19, 2010, 02:58:09 PM » |
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Going by the posts I have read... He could of been drunk the day/week before and still get done.
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« Reply #539 on: April 19, 2010, 09:25:43 PM » |
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I recently made contact with an old army (drinking) buddy from back in the day. He was helping me do some primer on my rental and we sucked down a few too many in the process. I got busted on the way back home only about 4 minutes from my destination.
There was no accident or anything like that, I just couldn't pass the sobriety test. Well geeze I was apparently almost four times over the legal limit for Ca.
Um I guess it looks like I'll loose my license for some period of time and there will surely be a hefty fine. They took my license but gave me a temp good for 30 days pending a final outcome.
I may be able to get a restricted license but I don't know yet. It was only $132 to get my car out of impound today though, not too bad, much less than I expected.
I'll have to plead no contest when I get to court because of my BAC and take the first offender DUI class.
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