Better start practicing.

You either have to pull the stranger or get mumma to do her job.

So, you'll be fucking a stranger for a couple of months ...
... what's wrong with that?

I have to applaud Daddy's commitment to monogamy.  I think we can all learn a lesson or two from him.

Monopoly ?

Monotony?

I don't WANNA be monogamous at this point in time in my life ...
... and it's working out just fine for me, thanks!

... and btw; Daddy's NOT going to be monogamous, he's going to be using his left hand!

My left is a bit of a whore to be honest...

I have to applaud Daddy's commitment to monogamy.  I think we can all learn a lesson or two from him.

Especially when I'm offered anal from a buxom 20 year old redhead while she eats out her 18 year old friend...

Somedays I get annoyed with the ties that bind, but that bind is something special no matter how infrequent the sex is. As much as I want to cuss her in some areas, she has never wavered in supporting what I do, though she has had reservations a few times. And vice versa with me towards her.

That said, I really want/ed to nail the redhead.

I would have either way ....

Dave is a bit of a whore to be honest...

Yeah, just a bit ...

It never stops.

My left eye has been red, itchy, sore and crusty in the morning for a couple of days. My boss made me go in to make sure it isn't pink eye, and fuck me silly, it is pink eye.

Yay. Now I get to sit around all day doing nothing for 2 - 3 days. So pleased.

Score some cool experimental drugs from your girl ...

I went to the ghetto gyno today and she said I probably have a ruptured ovarian cyst, but she couldn't tell me because they don't have a "sophisticated enough sonogram machine."  So they referred me to another place where it is going to cost a shit ton of money to be seen.  I should be a fucking magician because I can make 500 dollars disappear in a day.

Go back to stripping part time.

Jesus, did they buy a sonogram machine off Craigslist? Some guy's do-it-yourself build-your-own sonogram machine.

Sash, is it painful?

I wonder if I picked my butthole Saturday night and rubbed my eye with feces. I got wasted at home, by myself, depressed, and vomited everywhere in the bathroom and could easily have rubbed feces in my eye if I took a dump and missed the toilet paper. I woke up Sunday with my eye bothering me.

Dude, bacterial conjunctivitis is usually three days in the eye before becoming active and that's IF your tears don't kill whatever fecal matter you get in there. So you probably missed the paper on Wednesday.

Yeah, don't even worry about it. Just don't touch your eye.

I had my fistula surgery yesterday and all went well. On a pain level, the first twenty four hours has been anywhere from a four to an eight. They gave me oxycodone which is putting me in and out of consciousness. Things seem to be tapering off now and I should be back at work on Thursday at the latest. I have a follow up on the 28th, then they will schedule the PD catheter. A friend of mine also went into kidney failure. His is from hypertension. I hope his function will return. On the positive side, we held a guitar raffle and raised $900 for my transplant costs. Only $39,100 left to raise. Woohoo!

Some friends are trying to get a benefit show going with some real big names in rock. If they pull it off, I will be floored and willing to put to whomever was responsible.

Maybe you have pinworms.

Bagman that is.

sup shitty eye?

Daddy - thats great!

No, "brown eye" ...

It costs $40,000 for a kidney?  That is less than a house.  It doesn't seem so daunting when you look at it like that, I guess.  I never heard back about my results from the expensive sonogram.  They said I would have known a couple of days ago if anything was life threatening.  I am guessing no news is good news.  Oh well, still bleeding though.  I am assuming I just have to wait it out until it ends...

Maybe the news is so bad that they dont want to tell you.

And, I saw houses for sale in Flint MI that were half the price of that kidney...

Maybe the news is so bad that they dont want to tell you.

And, I saw houses for sale in Flint MI that were half the price of that kidney...

Plus, cadaver organs are only given a life on average of 7 - 10 years.
Living donor organs between 10 - 12.

I called today and finally got the results of my test: Double vagina, double uterus, abnormal pap, and a septate uterus. 

I think this means that I am now officially allowed to have two boyfriends.

How could you not know you have two vaginae?

SPECIES !