...Emily and I are madly in love with each other, and she proposed to me, and we are engaged (not for anytime soon).

what

what

Oh my goth, someone grab a shovel.

www.riteaid.com/wedding_registry.php

Dude, Rite Aid is far too mainstream, WASPy for Dyl and Em.

They need to register with the Piggly Wiggly and Omar on the corner...

On one hand I'm happy that you found someone.

On the other hand System Overload. The engine was not able to process all required data in time.

I think he's trying to tell us her father found out.

She's pregnant.

...Emily and I are madly in love with each other, and she proposed to me, and we are engaged (not for anytime soon).

i'm glad you finally figured out how to support yourself and a family.

She's not pregnant.

Rite Aid?  hahahaha

Support? hahahaha


Oh, this is gonna turn out well ...

At least she's not knocked up; yet ...

so who is gonna buy who matching spider rings from Hot topic?

I still think Danzig's proposal directly followed the following sounds:

"Cha-Chack!" and "What are you doing with my daughter, boy?"

I dunno, I picture more burger king wrapper sounds

Haha!

Haha!

She proposed to ME.

And BTW, she loves the idea of a wedding registry at rite aid cuz she said "Getting just DXM for our wedding would be fucking awesome".

But seriously, we are together forever.  Neither of us ever imagined that we could find someone so compatible.  We are like mirror images of each other.  It's fucking amazing.  But, we totally need to get stable and on our feet before some drastic step like marriage.  Poot!

What is your definition of stable ?

Your best chance of success is if you both stay junkies.

Stable:  Have our own places, jobs, she's on the right medication for her bi-polar disorder.  We plan to keep doing lots of drugs together.

Relationships are a bad reason for life changes... moreso when those changes will bring you up to the most basic level of adult life.

but good luck, I do whish the best for you.

TY

We just want to live happily together.

Congrats, man!

I fucking KNEW she was my soulmate not long after I met her but it took a while for her to come around and let her guard down. 

"a while" ?? jesus h. christ! you've only been dating for (as my 16 year old cousin would say) like, a minute!
speaking of 16 year olds, is this the not-hot jailbait-aged person you posted cam pics of, holding sharpie drawings of hearts around your name?

We are like mirror images of each other.

if the rite-aid thing is for real, don't forget to register for men's razors! nobody likes a neckbearded lady (except your dad).

Time flies when youre high ?

I was wondering where you'd gotten to the last few weeks. I guess this is the answer. You were busy falling in love. I hope it works out for you, dude.

I guess I'm not sure what your motivation is to actually get married, though. Why not live with each other and love each other? Maybe you could even explicitly swear exclusivity to each other, but marriage? Are you just a traditionalist at heart?
There's nothing wrong with marriage per se. I don't mean to imply at all that I think this is likely or anything, but divorce is so common these days it would be worth your while considering the ramifications of a split. Do you have any money or land? You might want to sign a pre-nup. Also I'd be very wary of having any kids. I don't mean to discourage you from marriage, just to consider it carefully. Like I say I hope all goes well. Good luck, dude.

Good points mouse.

Who should get the deposit refund on the empties if this all goes south??

"a while" ?? jesus h. christ! you've only been dating for (as my 16 year old cousin would say) like, a minute!
speaking of 16 year olds, is this the not-hot jailbait-aged person you posted cam pics of, holding sharpie drawings of hearts around your name?

No ma'am, that was Sarah, a different chick....she is old hat.

As for the exclusivity thing, that's all settled.

And remember I said I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED ANYTIME SOON.

Oh, and she is a genius.  MENSA member.

This is the girl from B-more, right?

Dude if she's got that horrible Baltimore accent I can only say you're a better man than me.

Of course it could be worse, she could be from Philly...