OMG I think her accent is sooo adorable.  She doesn't say ON, she says AWN. Hehehe.

tell her I said it's one syllable. ONE FUCKING SYLLABLE GODAMMIT!!!!

Hahahahaha.  It is one syllable.

As you've found, Baltimorans do that. It's not "ON" it's "Aw-uhn", it's not "FLOOR" it's "Floo-er".

GRRRR!!!

Dude if she's got that horrible Baltimore accent I can only say you're a better man than me.

Of course it could be worse, she could be from Philly...

or korea?

I guess it's just endearing when you love someone.

i really liked my last girlfriend's accent.  she said some things in really cute ways.

edit:  like "i don't think we can date anymore."  it was so charming.

(self-burn, to lighten the oppressive mood of drugmoth falling in love)

or korea?

Whatever happened to the sweet young lady who wanted to live a naked life in Tahiti? She never would have struck me so far below the belt...

I always knew you were gonna love choking on the hog though.

I guess I'm not sure what your motivation is to actually get married, though. Why not live with each other and love each other? Maybe you could even explicitly swear exclusivity to each other, but marriage? Are you just a traditionalist at heart?

Nuttin' wrong with just being engaged for a really long time, either.

Yeah that's true, I just don't see why unless this is part of that "romanticness" thing which I'm apparently bad at.

The Philly accent is terrible.

I just pooped a rainbow of drugs.

Real life is shit.

Real life is awesome, but I can't wait for Diablo III

Shit can be awesome.
So can rainbow-inducing drugs.
Either way, Diablo III will still be epic.

Shit can be awesome.
So can rainbow-inducing drugs.
Either way, Diablo III will still be epic.

Quote of the fucking year!

Whatever happened to the sweet young lady who wanted to live a naked life in Tahiti? She never would have struck me so far below the belt...

I always knew you were gonna love choking on the hog though.

what gave it away?


...and i still wouldn't mind taking off to tahiti for a few years. tahiti or bora bora or some shit. wandering around barefoot and half naked with babies falling out of me every so often.

Eww

I see an angry father and a shotgun in Dylans near future...

"a while" ?? jesus h. christ! you've only been dating for (as my 16 year old cousin would say) like, a minute!
speaking of 16 year olds, is this the not-hot jailbait-aged person you posted cam pics of, holding sharpie drawings of hearts around your name?

You're blind, she's totally fucking hot.

"a while" ?? jesus h. christ! you've only been dating for (as my 16 year old cousin would say) like, a minute!
speaking of 16 year olds, is this the not-hot jailbait-aged person you posted cam pics of, holding sharpie drawings of hearts around your name?

No ma'am, that was Sarah, a different chick....she is old hat.

As for the exclusivity thing, that's all settled.

And remember I said I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED ANYTIME SOON.

Oh, and she is a genius.  MENSA member.

I wanna see VALID proof!

"a while" ?? jesus h. christ! you've only been dating for (as my 16 year old cousin would say) like, a minute!
speaking of 16 year olds, is this the not-hot jailbait-aged person you posted cam pics of, holding sharpie drawings of hearts around your name?

You're blind, she's totally fucking hot.

whoa, take it easy, kiddo. do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

LOL

... and is it open at the time?

I got a random message from Dylan today on facebook saying he was in real trouble and he was stranded in England some where and then no other details and he logged off.

I have no idea what to make of that or this.

I think he's fucking with me.

He got hax0red.

I got a random message from Dylan today on facebook saying he was in real trouble and he was stranded in England some where and then no other details and he logged off.

I have no idea what to make of that or this.

I think he's fucking with me.

plz see my thread in discontempt.

"a while" ?? jesus h. christ! you've only been dating for (as my 16 year old cousin would say) like, a minute!
speaking of 16 year olds, is this the not-hot jailbait-aged person you posted cam pics of, holding sharpie drawings of hearts around your name?

No ma'am, that was Sarah, a different chick....she is old hat.

As for the exclusivity thing, that's all settled.

And remember I said I'M NOT GETTING MARRIED ANYTIME SOON.

Oh, and she is a genius.  MENSA member.

I wanna see VALID proof!

I don't have it, but she proved it to me in a few ways that blew my mind (don't feel like getting into it but I really could care less if you believe me or not).

"a while" ?? jesus h. christ! you've only been dating for (as my 16 year old cousin would say) like, a minute!
speaking of 16 year olds, is this the not-hot jailbait-aged person you posted cam pics of, holding sharpie drawings of hearts around your name?

You're blind, she's totally fucking hot.

Correction:  I said it was Sarah, I actually meant Katie.  Oh, and I agree that Katie (the 17 year old) is totally hot.

I can't believe you (more HER) then; sorry ....
I have personal reasons as to why ...
None are personal to you, so don't take it as an insult to either of you ...

whoa, take it easy, kiddo. do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Nah, i'm unloved.