I can't believe you (more HER) then; sorry ....
I have personal reasons as to why ...
None are personal to you, so don't take it as an insult to either of you ...

Hey man, that's understandable.  I wouldn't believe it either, and I scoffed at the idea when she told me, which she didn't want to (and I only found out after much persuasion).  The fact is I'm intelligent enough to figure out the general level of someones IQ after I get to know them (and yes, I've been genuinely tested twice and know my IQ).  Stupid people rarely realize when someone is smarter than them, and truly intelligent people usually don't feel the need prove themselves to most people.  She is the only person I've gotten to know well IRL that I can admit, and proudly, that she is not only smarter than me, but clearly at genius level.  Realizing on your own that someone (who doesn't flaunt it) is incredibly smart, much more than anyone you've ever conversed with, is quite amazing when you get a glimpse at how their mind works.

My mind works like one of those wind-up Easter toys.

I see old timey cartoons in my head.

I guess we now know why ...

My mind works like one of those wind-up Easter toys.

You'll ruin the miytique of genius, you fool!

No you're not, Luke. No you're not...

I'm not a genius but I have a good deal of cunning

"... one's a cunning runt"

I'm completely against the concept of an Intelligence Quotient. I think intelligence is one of these non-quantifiable concepts like literary value or aesthetic benefit.

I think that people who have to offer everyone their IQ level have nothing else to offer.

I've never spoke of mine; it's unnecessary ...

I've never spoke of mine; it's unnecessary implied ...

I've never spoke of mine; it's unnecessary ever expanding, like the universe... or my asshole...

I've never spoke of mine; it's unnecessary ...

You just did.

I've never met a chick who would fuck someone just because they're smart.  I would like to, though.

Marilyn Monroe would, but you had to be REALLY smart.

There are women out there who will worship you for your intelligence just as there are women out there who worship me for my twisted sense of humor.

They're all fat though...

Wouldn't bother me.  My only size criteria is that they weigh less than me.

That's a large pool of women.

True.  Basically all women under the mid 220s.  Though I'm dropping weight, so I should just say 200 since I'll be there soon enough.

Here you go, women aged from 26 to 30, within 35 miles of Baltimore.

Give Kyle 15 minutes and access to Baltimore's Craigslist.

I meant more like the no effort rock band treatment.  I've seen a lot of guitarists in really shitty bands get girls throwing themselves at them since working at a venue.

You don't show a chick your GRE score, then whip out your dick and get a blow job.

All any of you did was compliment me in the long run, you know ...

All any of you did was compliment me insult my conceit in the long run, you know ...

If you are witty and nice but kind of a dick at the same time you will get laid.  It's a game winning formula.

My misogyny and my humor carry me ...

If you are witty and nice but kind of a dick at the same time you will get laid.  It's a game winning formula.

I'm agreeing ...

I don't see this lasting... Please don't breed. The CPS is already busy enough.

I see old timey cartoons in my head.

Cartoon-Christmas Comes But Once a Year (1936)