want me to bark like a big dog for you?

Only if you're hopping up and down on one leg. Also, how's your orangutan?

I bet she gets moist just thinking about clicking the "Go Down" button at the top of this page...

I like the irony in me being mod. Plus, over the past decade I am sure I have contributed more to the sex forums on multiple boards, than most, if all, others. If not in the number of posts, in the number of threads that exploded in size, and ridicule at me. For example, check out the link in Thrash's signature.

Your posts/stories aren't very memorable. Yes, your gap is, but not much else. 

I probably think about sex as much as you do -- why should that be the qualification to become sex mod? If you post pictures of your shaved snatch, I'd throw in two votes for "Katie as sex MODERATOR!"

Pretty girls always get what they want, right?
Well, maybe not this time babe. 

i don't understand

He's tough-talking Katie.

This is gonna backfire...

What the fuck guys?

Make the girls sex mods.

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I don't think Kyle should be sex mod now that he's had sex with someone. That was never the point of Kyle being sex mod.

cosigned.

Your posts/stories aren't very memorable. Yes, your gap is, but not much else. 

...and my adorable bum! just ask around. if "being more memorable" is what you've got over me, i'll give you that, but i'd venture a guess to say it's mostly in puke factor. how often do folks beg for more after your sexcapade tales? fuck irony. vote experience!

Given mods do next to nothing and still  fuck things up every now and then...I don't think Kyle will loose his mod tag anytime soon.

despite your delusions, nobody here gives an ass-raping fuck what you think. except maybe zoomie, who seems to have become your board butt buddy as of late. seriously, though, good for you guys! everyone has to get laid somehow, even if it is male-on-male cyber sex. i do think krsna and mello need to have some sort of intervention with zoomie regarding this issue, but that's another topic for another time.

if anyone thinks i'm making some actual run at modship here, i say COME ON. i'd be a good one, sure: contributing lots of appropriately inappropriate material, sexy factor is through the roof for wank material and potential pics (and were sasha my running mate, we'd have that part nailed down what with all her skin shots!)... but other than thinking i'd be an appropriate mod choice for the sex forum were the issue up for discussion, i think little else about the subject.

oh yeah! i forgot this:

girls rule and bagman drools! sasha and katie for sex mods!

We would only be modding over ourselves, it would be boring.... except I could edit your posts, which would be kind of fun.

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yeah so ?

you're kind of like that kid in elementary school who was always picking at a huge, elusive green booger in his nose and wanted attention so badly, but unfortunately only had "i know you are but what am i?!" in his backtalk repertoire. i do wish you were more entertaining. F-

Once a princess, always a princess.

but keep at it...I'm sure somebody here, of weak mind, will be swayed by your opinion.

it would take merely a weak mind to see that you need nobody's help proving that your username speaks volumes about your personality.

Your pride will be your downfall. Your vanity will blind you to the fact it's happening. On the brite side, your ability to self victimize, will placate.

except maybe zoomie, who seems to have become your board butt buddy as of late. seriously, though, good for you guys! everyone has to get laid somehow, even if it is male-on-male cyber sex.

Once again, you've let your whore mouth run wild and you don't know what you're talking about. I am no more friends with Brian than I am with tricky. If he feels differently that's not my problem.

i do think krsna and mello need to have some sort of intervention with zoomie regarding this issue, but that's another topic for another time.

As long as there's BBQ and booze they are free to intervene in any way they choose.

I'm sure somebody here, of weak mind, will be swayed by your opinion.

Your pride will be your downfall. Your vanity will blind you to the fact it's happening.

This last page of conversation is fucking retarded.

Here's some random tits:

I don't think Kyle should be sex mod now that he's had sex with someone. That was never the point of Kyle being sex mod.

In which case I should be the mod, Sakhi for Modship '09!

I wholeheartedly agree. Kyle was the sex mod and he stayed a virgin until he was 28. If we can work that mojo on Sakhi we will have accomplished something. Cuz Goddess knows it didn't fly with my own daughter, she lost it at 15...

The young lady has a point.

And more random boobs...

That chick has a straight up goblin mug.

and probably a bad back.

Probably? And those stretch marked, veiny sacs... Ew. Hit the tanning beds, skank.

She likely has a vagina, which is a big turn on for me as of recently.

Got a grain sack? You could bag her from the navel up.