The dishwasher was unkind to it, so we vow never to put it in again, either way Detroit was happy to be thought of and you get +100000 witty points for the gift, and +5 for the late night drunk call. Still waiting on some drunk texts!

Everyone else: Now, it's not my place to say how it was obtained - I'll leave that to hip if she's like to tell!

Thanks again, can't wait for the 14th (even took off from rehearsals!)

Awesome!

Yeah that's pretty kickass.

Excellent job, Kate.

I want a custom made beer stein

what nice looking cabinets!

too easy...

Back on topic

Nick, I tried looking for "Sheep Fucker" glasses, but I couldnt find any. So I just found this drink recipe for you. Looks like it'll taste like a sweaty ass. Let me know how it'll turn out.



Ingredients to use:      1.0 glass  Cola
2.0 shot 100 Proof Southern Comfort
1.0 shot 100 Proof Rumplemintz
Directions:    Pour shot of rumple minze and two shots of soco over ice into tall glass. Fill with coke. Drink and enjoy. Warning! this drink has almost as much alchohol as shooting 6 kamikaze's... after two or three of these your farmer neighbor's sheep will start to look pretty good

yay!

know what? I bet it would be tasty with a splash of grenadine.

Rumpleminz always makes me think about Peppermint flavored vomit, which is what always happened after drinking exuberant amounts of Rumpleminz and/or its foul counterpart, Avalanche.

Aftershock, however... wait. no, no. That sucked too.

Side note, I actually had to look up grenadine to see what the hell it was. Oh how far Ive fallen from the booze tree. My 17 year old self would punch my current self right in the baby maker. Then again at 17  I tried to make Jello shots from Rumpleminz (was out of vodka and couldnt stand it straight anymore), couldn't wait, and drank the tray with just jello powdered flavored booze.
Man, who wants to be MY prom date?!

I may even have a picture of that... stay tuned.

Yeah the Rumple Minze is the only part of the formula I questioned. I'd switch it for Chartreuse, but who knows maybe that would suck too. I'm notoriously bad at coming up with good creative uses for liquors.
My last experiment was SoCo+Amaretto as a topping for Ice Cream. Result: one ruined ice cream.
I tend to just drink things neat and leave it to the experts to come up with the delicious recipes.

i need to brush up on my mixology, as i'll soon be bartending in an area that's both more urban and full of college kids.

the latest lead on a bar job is at a martini bar with something like 100 supposedly original martini recipes. i imagine the drink menu looking something like the cheesecake factory's dessert menu.

Awesome pimp cup!

PS: Why don't I have a cool nick name like "Detroit"?

PS: Why don't I have a cool nick name like "Detroit"?

Dover?

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PS: Why don't I have a cool nick name like "Detroit"?

Dover?

You suck at nick names.

didnt you give him the name "Detroit"?

Yeah. I did.

Well then, he should name you ...

Yeah. I did.

Ahem. It was something of a joint effort, if memory serves.

Touche, Si!

For the lazy:

Zoomie     
Tue Feb 10 2009, 07:07AM    

   Don't. Just bring him to the river next time. Meantime, he needs a nickname. Something to do with a bodily secretion or excretion.

I vote earwax.


krapsna    
Tue Feb 10 2009, 10:20AM    

   How about smeg?

Oooh, I know. We'll call him "redwings".

   
FAH-Q    
Tue Feb 10 2009, 03:03PM    


   Hahaha! You could always kinda cryptic and call him "Detroit Work Boots".
   
   
krapsna    
Tue Feb 10 2009, 03:15PM    


   LOL, how about just "Detroit"?

Thrash     
Tue Feb 10 2009, 03:40PM    

   You can make polls here ...
   
   
Zoomie    

   Fuck the poll, Detroit it is.

LEGISLATIVE HISTORY

Legislative acknowledgment of a problem.

Don't. Just bring him to the river next time. Meantime, he needs a nickname.

Introduction of "First Bill"

Something to do with a bodily secretion or excretion.
I vote earwax.

Introduction of Second Bill in committee. Second Bill dies in committee and is replaced by a third "Committee Bill." Implicit rejection of first.

How about smeg?
Oooh, I know. We'll call him "redwings".

   
Approval of legislative acknowledgment. Introduction of "Fourth Bill" contemporaneous with implicit rejection of 1st and 3rd bills.

Hahaha! You could always kinda cryptic and call him "Detroit Work Boots".

Concurrence with "Fourth Bill." Proposed excisory amendment to 4th bill.

LOL, how about just "Detroit"?

Rules committee weighs in with an appeal to process.

You can make polls here ...

Cloture invoked. Amendments accepted by a bare majority (2 yeas, 0 nays, 2 abstentions). Bill signed by Congress and certified to Executive for signature and passage into law.

Fuck the poll, Detroit it is.

Executive takes no action, but congress is convened, so bill becomes law. Indications apparent that new law is effective and beneficial.

Detroit was happy

I remember an a-s user called detroit ?? i think..

LEGISLATIVE HISTORY

you, sir, are awesome.

Yes, kick ass post.

Yep, +1

MR. CHAIRMAN! MR. CHAIRMAN!

Christiana would make you sound like an Italian stripper...

Yep, +1

MR. CHAIRMAN! MR. CHAIRMAN!

Christiana would make you sound like an Italian stripper...

The point isn't to name someone after a town, it's go give someone a cool nickname.