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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...
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For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.


I found the perfect job for any number of you people(Read 8238 times)
Re: I found the perfect job for any number of you people Reply #30 on: October 26, 2009, 01:58:22 AM
I think it's more of a "which one is worse" kind of scenario.

Damn!  For being "Rode Hard, and Put Away, Wet," she's a nice looking young lady, but YOU definitely sound like the Brains of the Operation.
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Re: I found the perfect job for any number of you people Reply #31 on: October 26, 2009, 02:06:51 AM
You're cuter, Sasha, but she does redeem herself by apparently being well versed in opening a bottle with a lighter.
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Re: I found the perfect job for any number of you people Reply #32 on: October 26, 2009, 02:08:06 AM
Haha, oh man! I assume you mean through the agency of a 3rd party.

She got it at 19, I got it at 16.  She got it in Washington, I got it in Texas.  I doubt it was from the same guy. 

I have not been able to figure out how she opens bottles with a lighter.  It's amazing.



Re: I found the perfect job for any number of you people Reply #33 on: October 26, 2009, 02:10:59 AM
You gotta have a strong grip to do it. I have a buddy who opens it with his teeth. I plead with him not to every time. One day he's going to break his damn teeth.

EDIT: On closer inspection, isn't that a dinglehopper she's using? I'm pretty sure it's not a lighter.
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Re: I found the perfect job for any number of you people Reply #34 on: October 26, 2009, 02:58:21 AM


She's my twin.  We're not identical obviously.

There is a resemblance. Thanks, I just didn't ever hear you speak of a sister before.
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Re: I found the perfect job for any number of you people Reply #35 on: October 26, 2009, 03:02:13 AM
You gotta have a strong grip to do it.

No you don't. There's just a certain technique to it. I can honestly open a bottle way more easily with a bic lighter than with anything else.

I have a buddy who opens it with his teeth. I plead with him not to every time. One day he's going to break his damn teeth.

Dude, me too. Ugh.
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Re: I found the perfect job for any number of you people Reply #36 on: October 26, 2009, 03:06:03 AM
You gotta have a strong grip to do it.

No you don't.

OK, well I gotta. I don't have any technique.



Re: I found the perfect job for any number of you people Reply #37 on: October 26, 2009, 03:08:48 AM
Git yo' ass to Antigua, senyor. I can fix that.
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Re: I found the perfect job for any number of you people Reply #38 on: October 26, 2009, 03:18:03 AM
Yeah I gotta get out of NJ. Antigua founds nice. Now if only I has a bit more than -30k dollars in the the bank...
Actually I'm hoping my parents will front me a bit of money to travel after I graduate. I need to do something to unwind.



Re: I found the perfect job for any number of you people Reply #39 on: October 26, 2009, 03:22:43 AM
Well if you get the chance and are cool with crashing on a couch or mattress for a bit, come hang out down here for a while. I think you'd have fun.
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Re: I found the perfect job for any number of you people Reply #40 on: October 26, 2009, 09:58:40 AM
Ironically Coincidentally, we both have herpes.

I think irony would be if she didn't have herpes.
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Re: I found the perfect job for any number of you people Reply #41 on: October 26, 2009, 11:50:09 AM
So sorry I used the incorrect word Luke.  I'm surprised I could even spell after I alcohol poisoning I gave myself yesterday. 



Re: I found the perfect job for any number of you people Reply #42 on: October 26, 2009, 12:39:47 PM
Ironically Coincidentally, we both have herpes.

I think irony would be if she didn't have herpes.
Well... I think Sasha had it right if we just look at that one post:

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My sister is worse than me.  She shoots heroin ..., ... prostitutes for cash when she needs it...  I however just drink and dabble in coke, am kind of a bitch all the time, unemployed, don't prostitute, and I go to school full time.  Ironically, we both have herpes.
This post (taken alone) sets Sasha up as the non-promiscuous, non-needle-sharing, "good" sister. The irony, then, is that despite her abstinence from herpetic activities, the herp has nevertheless managed to become a part of both of their lives.

Now those of us who have been posting at L-G know the real truth behind matters so I'd suggest the following:
Ironically Coincidentally Unsurprisingly, we both have herpes.
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Re: I found the perfect job for any number of you people Reply #43 on: October 26, 2009, 02:49:12 PM
I'm going to need some ointment for all of these burns.



Re: I found the perfect job for any number of you people Reply #44 on: October 26, 2009, 03:21:53 PM
I'm not judging. I already knew you had it so it doesn't surprise me. Given how you described your sister's activities it doesn't surprise me she's got it too.

EDIT: Not to mention, I've left myself open to burnage by posting the gayest thing I've posted all season somewhere above. Let's just say it's a Little Mermaid reference!
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