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sunglasses on: November 04, 2009, 10:40:24 PM
Who wears 'em/likes 'em/hates 'em/etc?

I like the idea of them, have a couple pairs I like and wear pretty often, but in the end they just suck. It's always hot here so my eyes always sweat behind them, especially plastic framed shades. I no longer wear anything but wire framed ones for that reason.

Still, I'd say that 80% of the time when I'm wearing sunglasses, they're on my head and not in front of my eyes.
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Re: sunglasses Reply #1 on: November 04, 2009, 11:00:15 PM
Being the outdoorsman that I am I wear Julbo Sherpas. They're affordable, functional and durable. Also they were in style in the early 80s and again when Stargate SG-1 was in full swing. But mostly the affordable, functional and durable thing.
I wear sunglasses like these:



I like guys who wear the plain black Ray Bans:


I used to always buy Oakleys, but they've pretty much moved to just putting out shitty fashion frames.

I've since bought from Spy & Smith Optics.  My preference is Smith because I've found they fit the shape of my face + my fat head better.


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Re: sunglasses Reply #2 on: November 04, 2009, 11:17:44 PM


i have like six pairs of glasses, including my sunglasses..

zennioptical.com has great prices, lenses and frames starting at 8.00. all you need is your prescription, which you can get from your eye doctor.

i have an astigmatism that's pretty severe in my right eye; i'm actually legally blind. anyway, even with toric contact lenses i still can't see as clearly as with glasses so i don't even bother with contacts anymore.
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Re: sunglasses Reply #3 on: November 04, 2009, 11:18:42 PM
also, i am totally nursing my son in that picture and you can see minimal boobage in the lower left region.
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Re: sunglasses Reply #4 on: November 04, 2009, 11:59:16 PM
There was NOTHING I looked forward to more this year then getting to actually SHOP for a pair of sunglasses!
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My mother didn't get it at first; 30 years of glasses and/or 'script sunglasses, and clip-ons, or ....

I found the perfect pair, good cost, lost 'em in a month ...

I'm now "normal"!
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Re: sunglasses Reply #5 on: November 05, 2009, 12:15:36 AM
I'm still with the Julbos. They look a little odd but they're manly, outdoorsman shades. Pefect for hiking and sailing, even without peripheral vision.



For driving I have either a nice pair of smoky Foster Grants or Ray Ban Wayfarers.

But I usually forget them and buy $5 shit at the gas station.
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Re: sunglasses Reply #6 on: November 05, 2009, 02:29:16 AM
I have a pair of Oakleys I picked up at a party one wild summer in high school. It was an all-night drink-your-face-off event and I had the only van. I had nice sheep-skin seating and I left the door unlocked. I found the Oakleys the next morning and was about to bring them back into the house, but then I found the spent condom so fuck that. I consider them payment. They were really nice too: one of these $200 pairs or something. I've never owned anything else and never really needed sun-glasses until a few years ago when I was driving much more regularly. Now I'm back to being carless, so I couldn't care less.

PS - boobage noted with approval.
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Re: sunglasses Reply #7 on: November 05, 2009, 05:39:28 AM
I'm still with the Julbos. They look a little odd but they're manly, outdoorsman shades. Pefect for hiking and sailing, even without peripheral vision.



For driving I have either a nice pair of smoky Foster Grants or Ray Ban Wayfarers.

But I usually forget them and buy $5 shit at the gas station.

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Re: sunglasses Reply #8 on: November 05, 2009, 06:45:01 AM
Those are wicked, Tru.

Reminds me of the best super villain ever: Mr. Freeze.



Re: sunglasses Reply #9 on: November 05, 2009, 08:29:54 AM
Yeah but then I'd have to talk in an Austrian accent...

Thanks Tru.
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Re: sunglasses Reply #10 on: November 05, 2009, 01:42:41 PM
I never leave the house without shades. I keep a backup pair handy just in case I can't find the usuals.
I just bought a new cheap pair with skinny lenses and wire frames that I rather like. But I usually wear plastic frame ones since they are usually more comfortable and more durable.

It really bugs my eyes if I have to go out in the sun without some kind of shades.
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Re: sunglasses Reply #11 on: November 05, 2009, 04:17:58 PM
I'd rather just squint.



Re: sunglasses Reply #12 on: November 05, 2009, 04:36:40 PM
I hate sunglasses.  When I'm walking or moving at all, air get around the frames and straight into my eyeballs.

Hell, when I get old and need real glasses, i'll just walk around bumping into shit and drive 25mph everywhere.  fuck glasses.
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Re: sunglasses Reply #13 on: November 05, 2009, 04:52:15 PM
I used to hate both sunglasses and hoods. Now I like them both to a degree. My eyes have gotten much more sensitive to light with age, and hoods are sweet.



Re: sunglasses Reply #14 on: November 05, 2009, 04:55:37 PM
I'd rather just squint.

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Re: sunglasses Reply #15 on: November 05, 2009, 05:00:24 PM
I'll deal with the sunlight, even on a bright sunshiny snow-covered day.  It's the air in my eyes I can't stand.

I even make my girlfriend move when she's breathing too close to my eyes.  I know.  I'm weird.
(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.



Re: sunglasses Reply #16 on: November 05, 2009, 05:54:03 PM
I'll deal with the sunlight, even on a bright sunshiny snow-covered day.

He can see clearly now.
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Re: sunglasses Reply #17 on: November 05, 2009, 06:05:46 PM
Yes but it isn't good for your eyes.
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Re: sunglasses Reply #18 on: November 05, 2009, 06:09:07 PM
Especially down here. That's why I sorta make an effort to try and wear them when I can stand it. I'm sure I'm already going blind from a life spent largely in front of computer screens.
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Re: sunglasses Reply #19 on: November 05, 2009, 06:16:53 PM
Perhaps but I specifically meant walking around in snow on a bright sunny day. All that UV that is normally absorbed gets reflected back into your eyes. Not a good thing. And you only get one pair.
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Re: sunglasses Reply #20 on: November 05, 2009, 06:21:04 PM
Oh right. Yeah, snow is bad news without shades. I don't think I ever could've skiied without 'em.
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Re: sunglasses Reply #21 on: November 06, 2009, 02:53:33 PM
I'm sure I'm already going blind from a life spent largely in front of computer screens.
I know I am.

Should really get eat more carrots...



Re: sunglasses Reply #22 on: November 06, 2009, 06:37:40 PM
We need a better optical interface.
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Re: sunglasses Reply #23 on: November 06, 2009, 07:01:39 PM



Re: sunglasses Reply #24 on: November 06, 2009, 08:30:43 PM


wtf's the point of the big green screen with the big completely opaque goggle-thing?
(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.



Re: sunglasses Reply #25 on: November 06, 2009, 09:05:47 PM
Quote
wtf's the point of the big green screen with the big completely opaque goggle-thing?

Well you just don't know that now do you.

Perhaps the big screen thing is flashing images at an astonishing rate and the opaque goggle things are sorting them to create an entire virtual world for the specimen.
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Re: sunglasses Reply #26 on: November 06, 2009, 10:24:33 PM
I don't see any optical sensors on the goggle-thing.

besides, it could do that through the wires
(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.



Re: sunglasses Reply #27 on: November 06, 2009, 10:45:06 PM
50 50, it's the total experience doncha know.
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Re: sunglasses Reply #28 on: November 07, 2009, 06:42:36 AM
but ya can't see the screen through the goggles111!111!!!!!11!!!!!

brain hurts...
(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.



Re: sunglasses Reply #29 on: November 07, 2009, 06:45:38 AM
I need to get some new shades, the only pair I have left is from 3 years ago and cost $10 then... falling apart, yo
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