Yeah, was she the looker or the lookee?

Hey guys, well this all came to a head last night via phone. I am meeting up with her tonight, probably for the last time ever. You know what? I actually feel a little hurt in my heart.

Anyway, she totally exploded at me last night and said she "wasn't going to be my whore anymore". She proceeded to barrage me with texts and e-mail. Here's an e-mail.

"Kyle,

I am not okay with that. I can't be someone you just have sex with. I've been worried about this for a while, and I just can not pretend to be okay with nothing. I'm sick and tired of being used; I deserve better than that.

I really care about you a lot, and I can't just be someone you fuck. We have been dating for four months, whether or not you acknowledge it. If you don't want to be with me, it's time for me to bow out, and wish you the best. 

I am sick of being someone a man feels like they can fuck but not commit to, I am better than that. I really felt like we had a connection, but I am not going to wait the rest of my life for you to decide that you want to be with me.

Enjoy your dating, you have truly made a terrible week even worse. "

Um. So I should be happy, right? Well I was for a while... but suddenly, I don't feel so happy.

Anyway, I think I'm taking more time off from the boards. I get this way sometimes. That week without posting was great. I think I may make it a month. See ya around.

This is why you don't go chubby chasing for long-term.

The inevitable psychotic break is a pain in the aise.

... whoa

Also I'm drunk.

Look, I'm not in a relationship anymore ...
... even if I were, I'd prolly not stop you

[soul search]Nope, I wouldn't![/soul search]

Woah, that's a crazy story tricky.

Don't worry, we've all done sketchy things.

He doesn't respond.

Maybe he was in Montreal by then?

public knowledge:  bagman got a blowjob from a girl off craigslist, but he couldn't come.  I think he said she was about a 4.

No he was back by then. I just thought it funny because he responded saying ok yeah let's get together but when I responded to say "when's good for you" he never emailed me back. haha

Ok, lets do this. You, me, and my midget wife. Edible sex toys are encouraged and a live feed will be broadcast online so people can keep score.

Free trip to Japan?!? Count me in!

Prediction: baggie's gonna break it off with this chick and then regret it.

Well I'm entertained.

Prediction: baggie's gonna break it off with this chick and then regret it.

What odds are you offering on that?

1 to 2

He really should have lined up his next piece before this happened.

He really should have lined up his next piece before this happened.

For real... a true slut knows this! Bagman get with it!

We should collectively troll the CL and scan the airwaves for another potential docking bay.

Agreed ...

I was once (kinda) proud, now I'm deflated ....
*sigh*

You got rigid over baggy getting some, and now youre not rigid anymore?

FOR SHAME DAVE!

Swelled right on up with pride, I was ...

Looking back now, the last few posts look pretty wrong following Mosh's Sig ...

Chopper says: Harden the fuck up!

Here we go! She sounds right up baggy's alley.

http://austin.craigslist.org/cas/1081709757.html

I'm sold on this one already, let's look at the pros:

1) She wants sex, it's in the first sentence.
2) She has juicy lips.  I don't know what this means but I want to find out.
3) Her only request is that you not be carrying some form of contagion that may kill her.

This looks like a slam dunk to me.

Also "w4m" and I'm prepared to assume this is a "w" and bagman is a "m." Green eyes? Shy? Small waist? How could this end in anything but success?

He really should have lined up his next piece before this happened.

You're assuming it's over.
Baggy tells me that he still has his balls.
That's good, right?

Well, if it's not over then no. He most certainly no longer has his balls.

He should have his next "piece" lined up regardless if his FB relationship with her is ending or not.

slaaaaaaaht.

Exactly.

omg kyle our breaths are bated.