Yeah ol' Albert was a hottie...

I'd like to nail Martha Stewart... preferably to a tree.

Nah. Just her skin.

Vindicated. And now we play the waiting game for the inevitable pr0nz.

Hellz yeah!

I can see that ...

Mary Winkler was from my area in West Tennessee. The entire region was in shock that such a thing happened because like all stereotypes in the south, a preacher's wife is happy with her marriage and her church.

"Mary Winkler had lost money in what her lawyer said was a scam. She had deposited checks that came from "unidentified sources" in Canada and Nigeria into bank accounts belonging to her and her husband. The checks amounted to more than $17,000"

From wikipedia, if that's true then that's really funny.

* Thrash nods *