This is one email he sent to me in February:

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Subject: For your amusement...

or not, and because I said I would, here is the girl I traded virginities with. Of course back then she spelled her name Amberre but I would have no truck with that. What do you think? I thought she had very hungry eyes too.


With me the mushrooms sometimes push one way and sometimes they push another. I've been out of my head since taking them and the resulting self-mindfuck has been one of pain and pleasure, rage and sorrow, illumination and impotence, past and future. Three years of therapy in three hours-three weeks. In short, it's been fun and a learning experience, but the present beckons. However by calling you during said excursion I put you into a bit of a mental spotlight. You probably don't fucking care, which would be preferable, because I don't fucking care anymore either. So, if you wish to...converse and be friends respond with what's on your mind. If not and you wish for me to get lost don't respond at all and feel free to keep the photo for your own private masturbation collection if it strikes your fancy.
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Needless to say I never responded. I can post the picture if you all want to see.

I can also post more insane emails from this guy if you want more amusement.

Oh, who am I kidding, you want to see the picture.

Right grip, Wrong sword.

Are you making a gladius joke?

Given the thread title I should of gone with something about plumbata, but my drafts didnt gel.

No I dig it. The blade reference works even if, as they say, the pen is mightier.

Why are you posting this now? If it was sent in feb.

Do you really want an explanation as to why I just posted this?

I don't post for the sake of it, and I'm not good at reading between the lines.

Why don't you post pics/emails of the guys you have fucked Sakhi.  Oh wait, there are none.

Was that supposed to be an insult?

Just to clarify I didn't actually fuck this dude. I was so grossed out by his tiny genitalia that there was no way I'd ever fuck him.

On Sunday I was with some friends and we were talking about dick size. I told them about this guy and about this retarded email that he sent to me. They thought it was funny and I said I'd forward it to them. So I forwarded the email to them today just so they could see how weird this guy is and then I decided to post it as well just for shits and giggles.

GOTHS OUT OF THE SCA!!!

Unless they are Ostrogoths...

Why's her posture so weird?

Why are you posting this now? If it was sent in feb.

Please to be having some game before calling others out

Why are you posting this now? If it was sent in feb.

History does not exist.
There is only the now.
Destroy.  Destroy.  Destroy.

I'm guessing Tricky has had continued intermittent contact from this guy. I'm assuming she got yet another weird email from the guy recently and wanted to share but the most recent weird email wasn't nearly as weird as the one from February so she posted that instead.

This is all just fan speculation, though.

On Sunday I was with some friends and we were talking about dick size. I told them about this guy and about this retarded email that he sent to me. They thought it was funny and I said I'd forward it to them. So I forwarded the email to them today just so they could see how weird this guy is and then I decided to post it as well just for shits and giggles.

Lucas, why are you sending these strange emails to tricky?

On Sunday I was with some friends and we were talking about dick size. I told them about this guy and about this retarded email that he sent to me. They thought it was funny and I said I'd forward it to them. So I forwarded the email to them today just so they could see how weird this guy is and then I decided to post it as well just for shits and giggles.

Since when has canon stood in the way of fan speculation? I prefer my fanfic to reality.

There's some accuracy to Doormouse's statement... the guy contacted me over Facebook on Nov. 3rd. (despite the fact that I had de-friended him on FB several months ago):

"I don't expect a reply from you, nor am I sure what I anticipate by writing this. Suffice it to say time has passed between us and while I may be bat-shit crazy, when last we spoke and wrote I treated you very poorly in a manner that brooks no excuse. And while you probably no longer care I am sorry for that and afterwards my behaviour troubled me a great deal, more than you know. Anyway, it's pleasant to know you're out there, a true sadist among the masses. Know I do my best to be so here as well, that I own Holy Mountain, and that it is watched from time to time..."

I didn't respond, again. I don't know why he says that bit about being a sadist. He says it as if it's supposed to be some sort of great compliment.

Prior to that, the last time he contacted me was in March, when he tried chatting with me over gmail chat. I was disinterested in chatting so he quickly gave up on that.

I don't know what his deal is.

Why are you posting this now? If it was sent in feb.

Please to be having some game before calling others out

Hm? I wasnt trying to be rude, I was genuinely confused.

He needs to learn to control his neurotic urges. Crazy is OK as long as its buried beneath a veneer of normal.

Don't get back in contact with this guy. Let him forget about you.
I think you already know that.

I don't expect you to reply to this, but bitch, if you stop replying to my emails there are going to be some problems.

Don't think I'm letting you out of this just because you're posting about it in the open now.

problems.

I'm ascared.

Please don't cut my balls off.

I would never do that because I'm not a sadist like you.

Dimitri the stud

while I may be bat-shit crazy

Odd, Zoomie says the same thing about you, tricky ...

Quit stirring the pot, ass. The truce is holding.

Hahahaha truce, yeah lets call it that.