i love the word doucher.

Dude your fat cousin is hot.

That was random ...

Not at all, I was talking to hip.

When I was camping last weekend, I filled a douche bag with beer and convinced two drunk people to douche their throats with beer.

stalker.

You know that's not true. You're no where near fat enough for me to stalk.

Not even close.

But does she have enough vagina to masturbate to? THAT is the question.

When I was camping last weekend, I filled a douche bag with beer and convinced two drunk people to douche their throats with beer.

So you had the guy puke into their throats, baby bird style? Was he wearing an Ed Hardy shirt btw?

But does she have enough vagina to masturbate with? THAT is the question.

Yeah ...

Dude your fat cousin is hot.

pics?

Her facebook page.

Thread topic:

First time we met, she pissed on this bridge:


...while people were approaching.

At that moment, I knew I had a keeper.

 I would have pushed her off the bridge

Wait, is this the 17 year old?

It's his imaginary girlfriend.

Ahhh ....

wow. waterville is everything I hoped it would be.
Like every other new england 19th century industrial town...

A-yep ...

wow. waterville is everything I hoped it would be.
Like every other new england 19th century industrial town...

Well, we know it has its crazy creepy cellar dweller... That has to be a prerequisite for all NE towns, innit?

I know of one or two in Ct ...

CT counts as NE?

Hell, yeah ...

A quick wiki informs me that I've been assuming wrong. I've tended to think about NE as being primarily MA, with VT, ME, NH, and RI tacked on for good measure. It's always been sort of endearing that those four other (some might say "lesser" - I'm not really qualified to comment) states liked to latch onto the 'Sox, Pats, Celtics, and Bruins. CT has always basically meant UConn to me (other than being that fairly bland state I've driven through a couple times), which meant that it was a state associated with occasional brilliance in men's basketball, and complete domination in women's basketball, and not much else.

Hmmm... for some strange reason it seems that my impression of most places in the US is dependent on their prowess at various sports. Weird, that.

The area it's in is called "Southern New England" ...
In fact, the phone company there is called "SNET" ...
... guess what it stands for

Stupid New England Turds?

who couldn't spell snot

*DING DING DING*

My typing skills continue to astound me.

Those extra fingers really come in handy, eh?