any of you gots any? 

Never made one, ever.

No. I already quit smoking and you don't seem to want to be my sugar dumpling unless I buy you stuff so...   ...no.

nobody's going with "to nail the communist twat's twat"?

That seems like more work than I'm willing to commit to at this juncture...

 :'(

I cry.

Don't cry puddin. I'd bang you unconscious in a heartbeat. But at your age you need a man to impress you with baubles. I don't do baubles.

I have a lot. I actually did mine last year, it was to do the Japanese exam, so this year I'm lining up half a dozen and will see how I go

Don't cry puddin. I'd bang you unconscious in a heartbeat. But at your age you need a man to impress you with baubles. I don't do baubles.

do you know how to make balloon animals at least?  

I heard he made a balloon out of a hamster one time...

you, me, cane toads, antics

I plan to get a blowjob this year.

do you know how to make balloon animals at least?  

Balloon animals? Give me a tank of helium and some walmart ripstop nylon and I can show you the world from 5000 feet...

My new years resolution last year was to be less selfish.  I accomplished my task.  This year I will probably go back to only drink three drinks a week and quit smoking.

I'm on Chantix ...

I'm on Chantix ...

doesn't that have a million horrible side effects?

So does obesity....

So does obesity....

 

My resolution for 2010 is the same as it was for 2009: have a fucking great, fun year.

I followed through with my resolution for 2009. Go me.

I'm pretty sure I could nail commie twat if I wanted, but that does seem like a lot of effort.

Well, if she came to NJ I'd slpit her in half with my cawk. Then you all would think I was cool.

I am going vegan and losing the last 30 lbs I want to lose.  Neither are really resolutions, though, since I've already lost 20 this fall/winter and have been mostly vegan aside from eating out.

Also, 2009 sucked on the whole, so I am aiming for a better year.

Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure I could nail commie twat if I wanted, but that does seem like a lot of effort.

Well, if she came to NJ I'd slpit her in half with my cawk. Then you all would think I was cool.

How does Billy Corgan feel about this???

pure jealousy.

oh yeah, i'd also like to sign up for karate in 2010. who knows if it will happen.

I'm on Chantix ...

doesn't that have a million horrible side effects?

Chantix had one wonderful side effect. It took my urge to kill everyone I live with and multiplied it many, many times. And then I stopped taking it, once again snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Fuckers don't know how close they came to being a spatter pattern...

My New Year's Resolution is 1024 X 768.

I've done the damn joke every year since 1995, no reason to stop now.

I'm going to focus on one month at a time. January -> Go to beach, have a good time showing wife the south island of NZ and eat Ian out of house and country.

1. Get some willpower
2. Start exercising more often 

That's all I got as of yet

My New Year's Resolution is 1024 X 768.

I've done the damn joke every year since 1995, no reason to stop now.

I lol'd.

I'm pretty sure I could nail commie twat if I wanted, but that does seem like a lot of effort.

 

I'm saving myself for marriage.

I'm on Chantix ...

doesn't that have a million horrible side effects?

Chantix had one wonderful side effect. It took my urge to kill everyone I live with and multiplied it many, many times. And then I stopped taking it, once again snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Fuckers don't know how close they came to being a spatter pattern...

Is Chantix over the counter or prescribed? My dad was prescribed one but doesn't want to take it because of side effects.. or maybe that's just his excuse so he doesn't have to stop.

It's prescribed, and it's some harsh shit for some people.

And usually the last resort pharma wise.