I resolve to getting fucked up a bit less.

Or a bit more. I'll work out the details by July.

My (normally pretty intense) boss was on Chantix for a while. It was like he was fucking stoned all the time, laughing and cracking jokes and floating around the place smiling. It was fucking weird.

I haven't talked to Aasim in a week.  I'm doing well on one of my end of year resolutions.

I'm on Chantix ...

doesn't that have a million horrible side effects?

I have minor dimensia and restlessness ...
I just keep in mind it's all in my head; it IS slowing my smoking down ...

Tomorrow is "quit day" and I'll go a few more days on it and see ...

I haven't talked to Aasim in a week.

When you do, ask him if his turban is dirty?

Is Your Turban Dirty

I'm pretty sure I could nail commie twat if I wanted, but that does seem like a lot of effort.

 

I'm saving myself for marriage.

*swoon*

If only one of us was male.

Also weren't you with your guy for 10 years? How come you guys didn't marry?

I been with my other half for 12 years and we aint married...

Whats the question again?

Q: why not?

Marriage can ruin a relationship.

It is the number one cause of divorce.

Im trying to lose this happy weight and get back down to where I was a year ago, when I was miserable.
Man, misery has a great way of helping me shed pounds!

I am the exact opposite.  When I'm miserable, I gain weight.  When I'm happy and feeling engaged in life, I lose it.

I am the exact opposite.  When I'm miserable, I gain weight.  When I'm happy and feeling engaged in life, I lose it.

Ditto. I've lost about 15 lbs in the last 2 months, partly because my life has gotten more exciting, and partly cuz I'm not being fed constantly either.

Never made one, ever.

Ditto, and...

I am the exact opposite.  When I'm miserable, I gain weight.  When I'm happy and feeling engaged in life, I lose it.

Ditto. I've lost about 15 lbs in the last 2 months, partly because my life has gotten more exciting, and partly cuz I'm not being fed constantly either.

Double ditto.

30 lbs in 2 months?

No I just meant that I gain when unhappy, lose when happy.
I'm actually gaining weight because I'm unhappy these days. Or more like my weight is remaining constant, but I'm losing muscle mass because I don't move anymore, and replacing it with fat. I need to finish school and get out of this crap city.

I'm trying a new diet... 99% amphetamine, 1% milk.

How's that working out for you? Got the urge to suck cock yet?

Not yet... but the minute I grow that neanderthal sloping brow, its bound to happen...

I been with my other half for 12 years and we aint married...

Whats the question again?

Q: why not?

Why bother? Legally, I'm in the same boat as married folks, I havent had to shell out a bunch of money to feed a bunch of ungrateful freeloaders, and most of all, she doesnt have a dowry containing sheep and goats.

pure jealousy.

oh yeah, i'd also like to sign up for karate in 2010. who knows if it will happen.

You might as well rent some Tae-Bo dvd's.

Don't waste time with that. Find a Muay Thai gym and get to throwing some knees and elbows!

My resolution is to get my black belt in jiu-jitsu.

I been with my other half for 12 years and we aint married...

Whats the question again?

Q: why not?

Why bother? Legally, I'm in the same boat as married folks, havent had to shell out a bunch of money to feed a bunch of ungrateful freeloaders, and most of all, she doesnt have a dowry containing sheep and goats.

How come?
I thought you got more rights when your partner died/in general really if you were/are married than unmarried.

I don't think he's planning on killing her this month. But I could be mistaken...

Swhy I said in general really as well

Look up the concept 'de facto'.

"common law wife" is another term for the same thing...

I don't think he's planning on killing her this month. But I could be mistaken...

Hardly worth my time, being as all the assets are in my name alone...

Insurance, mate. Insurance.

What's 10 or 12K, really?

Tax free? If so, then it's worth the thought.

Wow, your marriage really does suck.  I thought you were taking the piss.