Man, rolling in class a couple of times per week and getting knocked out in a cage by some fat guy does not make one an "MMA fighter".

Man, rolling in class a couple of times per week, getting knocked out in a cage by some fat guy, and punching out the cute oompa loompa girl who caught you stealing drinks does not make one an "MMA fighter". It makes one a thief and a supreme douchebag.

Fixed that for ya.

Or is punk dead?

Punk's been dead for a while... at least since the late '80's/early '90's...

I'm tempted to say that punk's not dead at all because of how many really kickass punk bands are still out there playing, but then I also can't name a punk band worth a fuck that started any later than 1990 or so.

MICHAEL GRAVES-PUNK ROCK IS DEAD(GOOD QUALITY)

http://dimewars.com/Video/Brad-Ferro--Guy-Who-Punched-Snookie-On-Jersey-Shore--Been-Knocking-Folks-Out---Watch-This-Fight.aspx?bcmediaid=cc8dddd0-9d3b-4b7c-ac4a-cdec867d0468

Yeah nobody cares. You punch a girl in the face for busting you stealing alcohol, your life is over. He will forever after be known as the fag who beat up an oompa loompa.

I CARE

I already said that.

nobody cares

OH GO WRECK A BOAT

Hoooo-RAH!

I saw like 10 minutes of some stupid follow up interview with the weird looking girl on MTV.

WTF?  She doesn't want just a fit dude, she wants a guy that specifically juices?   Does that mean she likes the sort of inexplicable rage that leads guys to punch her in the face?

Nah, it means she likes to do the power bronco.

Or the Power Bronco Deluxe

Is that the one where you ram it into her ass without warning, call her by her mother's name and tell her she's the biggest whore in the tristate area?

YEEEEEEE-HAW!!!

IT IS NOW

Nice hair, nice eyes, nice boobs, no brains, too skinny...

The first night when she got drunk and tried to make out with everyone in the hot tub she was just in her underwear's. girl has a fat booty.

i was surprised.

Her big butt ain't gonna keep daddy warm by itself. I need a muffintop that can clap in the front AND the back.

And fuck you for the mental picture.

Don't you have some non-sex to be participating in with your 17 year old girlfriend?

Don't you have some non-sex to be participating in with your 17 year old girlfriend?

cha-ching!

Apparently Nick gets paid every time there's a good Danzig diss.

'its a ticket to an early retirement

Speaking of early retirement, what's up with the golf game? Found you a vict... er... partner. He's a golfer and works part time at a club too so he knows his stuff.

Did anybody catch the reunion episode? What was with that bullshit scripted outrage scene between Ronnie and Sammy Sweetheart? Did they even have to script the reunion. How awesome.

Don't you have some non-sex to be participating in with your 17 year old girlfriend?

I hate pedophiles. They're fucking immature assholes.
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I wonder if Snooki has ever been spitroasted.

on the advice of my friends, I watched this show last weekend. Holy guidoes, Luigi, did it stink of locatelli e aiolo or what? If I want to see these leather faced, dumb as shit, over processed, foot cheese smelling wops, I'd go over to the Italian neighborhood across broad street. I made it through about 10 minutes of that stay puft marshmellow man looking face (only orange!) with a reasonably nice ass called "snookie", crying. I wasnt sure if she was speaking out of the side of her mouth because she got hit in the face, or because she has bell's palsy... still not sure on that one. Either way, i had it after 10 minutes.



Lastly, who is this poster loving on Jersey? Really? Jersey is the afterthought of New York and Philadelphia, with terrible food, road and drivers. krsna is right. This is wildwood. this is ocean city. This is Atlantic City if the people were 65 and over. This is brigantine with less money. This is sea isle... this is the jersey shore!

Zooms, surely you were speaking of Canal's in Cherry Hill. Great store. No White Castle, gotta go up to central or north jersey for that.

I leave you with the Jersey Shore Name Generator

http://www.unlikelywords.com/2009/12/08/jersey-shore-nickname-generator/

My nickname?  The Incident

 

"The Blowout"

That sucks so bad.

You're the second person I've seen mention that name generator and the second person I've seen mention that their JS name was "the incident".

Also, I had a total Ron-Burgundy-when-in-rome moment on fb when I had no idea what GLT meant. I then felt kind of superior in my ignorance.

I wonder if Snooki has ever been spitroasted.

Why do you even have to ask?  Unless you're looking for video evidence, anyway.