PS: If you're ever on a first date with a girl who's extremely nervous it's not because she's afraid you're going to make a move on her, it's because she's afraid you're NOT going to make a move.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Fail sorrybut it's good that you're sober
no - when you were drinking I had to hold back from putting a baseball bat through my screen. This is an improvement
Please don't post anymore pics of you naked on the beach.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.