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For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.
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This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...
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For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.


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hahahaha! on: January 18, 2010, 06:32:01 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: hahahaha! Reply #1 on: January 18, 2010, 08:51:23 PM
i totally want that. i need to work on my hand job techniques.



Re: hahahaha! Reply #2 on: January 19, 2010, 03:20:36 AM
you can practice on me



Re: hahahaha! Reply #3 on: January 19, 2010, 12:54:11 PM
They need to make one that squirts you in the face at the end of your workout. That way you know it's time to stop.
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Re: hahahaha! Reply #4 on: January 19, 2010, 02:28:47 PM
Hah!
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Re: hahahaha! Reply #5 on: January 19, 2010, 03:10:58 PM
Hahaha!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: hahahaha! Reply #6 on: January 19, 2010, 03:48:43 PM
They need to make one that squirts you in the face at the end of your workout. That way you know it's time to stop.

This happened to me last night... except it wasn't a shake weight, it was a cock.  Oh and my boyfriend's come is so thick it won't even wash off with water.  It's kind of exciting.



Re: hahahaha! Reply #7 on: January 19, 2010, 03:55:18 PM
Cum + water = glue.
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Re: hahahaha! Reply #8 on: January 19, 2010, 04:58:45 PM
Yeah I think I'm dehydrated. Mine comes out in little bricks lately...
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Re: hahahaha! Reply #9 on: January 19, 2010, 05:52:08 PM
They need to make one that squirts you in the face at the end of your workout. That way you know it's time to stop.

I literally laughed out loud ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: hahahaha! Reply #10 on: January 19, 2010, 06:04:39 PM
They need to make one that squirts you in the face at the end of your workout. That way you know it's time to stop.

you should submit that idea to the company.

it would be lawlstastic



Re: hahahaha! Reply #11 on: February 12, 2012, 01:31:30 AM
They need to make one that squirts you in the face at the end of your workout. That way you know it's time to stop.

South Park totally stole this.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: hahahaha! Reply #12 on: February 12, 2012, 04:52:30 PM
Hahaha ... Yeah
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')