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Lately I seem to be developing a thing, over-burdensome carnal urges, towards slender Asian girls.  Yet I can only see this ending in my crying in a corn field as I shift with a shovel the Earth about frail xanthodermic frames rendered cold and graceless by unfortunate circumstance.

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Re: i am not a mom Reply #90 on: March 27, 2009, 10:47:27 AM
i thought it was a tit guy or an ASS guy...no? please elaborate on the "gap".
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #91 on: March 27, 2009, 10:54:15 AM
The gap between your thighs has a ceiling.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #92 on: March 27, 2009, 11:45:59 AM
but it's a beautiful gap

please update on current status
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #93 on: March 27, 2009, 03:36:47 PM
i'm still thin with a nice ass. the gap is still there. is it good to have a 'ceiling'?

it's funny, because when we had just started dating, my boyfriend pointed out how much he loves the space between my thighs. i called him a weirdo and let him bend me over his knee for a spanking. romance!
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #94 on: March 27, 2009, 05:13:54 PM
I think Doormouse decribed katie as having "clap" and class. Does clap mean like a bootie that claps?

A clappy gappy?
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #95 on: March 27, 2009, 05:44:06 PM
When did this turn into an audition for "The Electric Company"?
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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: i am not a mom Reply #96 on: March 28, 2009, 04:02:52 AM
Snappy on that clappy gappy before we play some Mappy!

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Re: i am not a mom Reply #97 on: March 28, 2009, 04:11:23 AM
And I go, fappy, fappy, fappy to that clappy gappy.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #98 on: March 28, 2009, 04:23:21 AM
I'm not sure a clappy gappy is all that good...

Sure a shot of penicillin will clear that up, but all the same...
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #99 on: March 28, 2009, 04:29:15 AM
555 I wish I had access to the hip nude beach photos right now.
Maybe they weren't perfect but they were fun to work on. hehehe
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #100 on: March 28, 2009, 04:33:18 AM
Quote from: Tru on March 28, 2009, 04:29:15 AM
555 I wish I had access to the hip nude beach photos right now.
Maybe they weren't perfect but they were fun to work on. hehehe

This is as close as I've got to any hip, nude beach pics.



But are you for real? And if so how in the holy mother of fuck, are they not in my collection?
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #101 on: March 28, 2009, 04:43:17 AM
I'm surprised you haven't photoshopped that bikini off her yet, baggy. 

I'd cum on her clothed ass after dry-humping her, then leave in a rude manner.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #102 on: March 28, 2009, 04:56:07 AM
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I'd cum on her clothed ass after dry-humping her, then leave in a rude manner.

Let's see how many more times danpig can use that joke.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #103 on: March 28, 2009, 04:56:27 AM
I'm glad i've had several self-awareness epiphanies. In my youth I could of bled your wallet dry bags.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #104 on: March 28, 2009, 04:57:35 AM
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But are you for real? And if so how in the holy mother of fuck, are they not in my collection?<<

LOL.  It was the rear view beach photo Hippo posted with the, I think it was a yellow bikini. I just edited it to remove the bikini. Then I made a thread about xray vision and set the post so that when you clicked on the bikini pic it switched to the faux nude pic. I still have them but that PC doesn't currently function.

Like I said, they weren't perfect, but they were sure fun to work on!   
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #105 on: March 28, 2009, 05:42:58 AM
Quote from: bagman on March 28, 2009, 04:56:07 AM
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I'd cum on her clothed ass after dry-humping her, then leave in a rude manner.

Let's see how many more times danpig can use that joke.

As many times as it will be funny.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #106 on: March 28, 2009, 06:03:19 AM
Quote from: Tru on March 28, 2009, 04:57:35 AM
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But are you for real? And if so how in the holy mother of fuck, are they not in my collection?<<

LOL.  It was the rear view beach photo Hippo posted with the, I think it was a yellow bikini. I just edited it to remove the bikini. Then I made a thread about xray vision and set the post so that when you clicked on the bikini pic it switched to the faux nude pic. I still have them but that PC doesn't currently function.

Like I said, they weren't perfect, but they were sure fun to work on!  

I remember you copped a lot of shit for that, but I never saw it as much more than harmless...

I have that pic here on a disk somewhere.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #107 on: March 28, 2009, 06:07:04 AM
hmm, yellow bikini. beach. if shes walking in the pic....aww fuck.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: i am not a mom Reply #108 on: March 28, 2009, 06:07:48 AM
Oh yeah I remember that one.  Hippo-ass.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #109 on: March 28, 2009, 07:06:16 AM
that's all in the past, we require updates
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #110 on: March 28, 2009, 07:15:34 AM
THE TITTY VULTURES ARE HUNGRY FOR THEIR NEXT MEAL.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #111 on: March 28, 2009, 10:35:18 AM
wow. check out those thunderthighs! i haven't seen those bad larries in years.

it's coming up on bikini season here on the beach. i will probably give you an updated photo at that time, seeing as i'm getting hotter as i get older (it's so fucked up). praise allah, i wasn't one of those girls who peaked in high school with a pert little snub nose and tiny perfect body. now those girls have each turned into a collection of frumpy non-shapes piled on top of one another, with a baby or two perched on their widening hips and late-onset acne.

still not a mom.
« Last Edit: March 28, 2009, 11:50:36 AM by katie »
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #112 on: March 28, 2009, 10:57:45 AM
I don't really see how anyone "looks like a mom" unless they have a baby hanging from their tit.  In that case, Sarah looks like a mom.  More specifically, a MILF.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #113 on: March 28, 2009, 01:11:06 PM
Quote from: katie on March 28, 2009, 10:35:18 AM
wow. check out those thunderthighs! i haven't seen those bad larries in years.

it's coming up on bikini season here on the beach. i will probably give you an updated photo at that time, seeing as i'm getting hotter as i get older (it's so fucked up). praise allah, i wasn't one of those girls who peaked in high school with a pert little snub nose and tiny perfect body. now those girls have each turned into a collection of frumpy non-shapes piled on top of one another, with a baby or two perched on their widening hips and late-onset acne.

still not a mom.

hay thanks for that
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #114 on: March 28, 2009, 01:21:20 PM
« Last Edit: March 28, 2009, 01:22:02 PM by Drugmoth »
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #115 on: March 28, 2009, 02:55:35 PM
sarah: my post had more to do with how i felt about myself at a much younger age, and how girls i knew in high school made me feel about myself.
also a bit to do with the fact i have for years thought i WOULD probably be married/a mom by age 27, and there are some minor insecurities there as well. at least someone wanted to marry and procreate with you.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #116 on: March 28, 2009, 02:57:06 PM
oh, c'mon katie. just lower your bar a little.   :P i'm sure there's tons of guys willing to jump on it.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #117 on: March 28, 2009, 03:27:56 PM
i do like having high standards.
maybe because i lacked them for far too long.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #118 on: March 28, 2009, 06:03:19 PM
Thunderthighs?

Who are you kidding?

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Re: i am not a mom Reply #119 on: March 29, 2009, 12:50:56 AM
Quote from: bagman on March 28, 2009, 06:03:19 PM
Thunderthighs?

Who are you kidding?

Yeah, did you see the pig bagman's sticking?
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