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i am not a mom(Read 26867 times)
Re: i am not a mom Reply #120 on: March 29, 2009, 01:20:22 AM
bwahahahaha...,



Re: i am not a mom Reply #121 on: March 29, 2009, 02:30:35 AM
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I'd cum on her clothed ass after dry-humping her, then leave in a rude manner.

Let's see how many more times danpig can use that joke.

I just did in the other thread ...



You know, I find myself at an impass here; I have to AGREE with K8Z ...
It's about time you found your vapid, shallow, materialistic existance wasn't getting to your ultimate goal of being a "locked-down-baby-toter" ...
Have your standards (that you lacked before, although hidden fairly well to the zombified drug addicts of AS) ...
... however, don't dry up your eggs, Mother Hen, because you've set 'em a little too high ...
Almost everything, from Hoover's Dam to a simple electronic capacitor, has a 10% tolerance rating ...

Keep that in mind, and I wish you the best ....
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #122 on: March 29, 2009, 02:35:09 AM
1.21 gigawatts!



Re: i am not a mom Reply #123 on: March 29, 2009, 04:27:27 AM
Yeah, did you see the pig bagman's sticking?

Loves it.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: i am not a mom Reply #124 on: March 29, 2009, 02:04:45 PM
You love Jo?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: i am not a mom Reply #125 on: March 29, 2009, 11:06:46 PM
Yeah, did you see the pig bagman's sticking?

no. i only just got here, remember? photo please!



Re: i am not a mom Reply #126 on: March 30, 2009, 09:36:15 AM
PM tricky, she'll tell you where to find them.
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Re: i am not a mom Reply #127 on: March 30, 2009, 06:14:40 PM
Thunderthighs?

Who are you kidding?

Yeah, did you see the pig bagman's sticking?

BAHAHAHAHA!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: i am not a mom Reply #128 on: March 30, 2009, 07:42:57 PM
Yeah, did you see the pig bagman's sticking?

no. i only just got here, remember? photo please!

see this thread (scroll down for more in the thread):
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=190.msg5869#msg5869
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: i am not a mom Reply #129 on: March 30, 2009, 09:31:00 PM
Oh yay.



Re: i am not a mom Reply #130 on: March 30, 2009, 09:32:41 PM
It's ok baggy. If you saw my ex (not Sean, the other one), you'd laugh your muthafuckin ass off and tell me I'm a huge hypocrite.
« Last Edit: March 30, 2009, 09:33:03 PM by tricky »
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: i am not a mom Reply #131 on: March 31, 2009, 01:18:49 AM
I think Doormouse decribed katie as having "clap" and class. Does clap mean like a bootie that claps?

A clappy gappy?
What the fuck is this? If anything I would have said "'gap' and ass." As it happens I said neither.

seeing as i'm getting hotter as i get older (it's so fucked up). praise allah, i wasn't one of those girls who peaked in high school with a pert little snub nose and tiny perfect body.
Boo! This is weak. So many claims so little evidence.



Re: i am not a mom Reply #132 on: March 31, 2009, 03:38:29 AM
i wasn't one of those girls who peaked in high school with a pert little snub nose and tiny perfect body.

I hated them types. I always went for the fat goth girls.

The fat goth girls hated me.



Re: i am not a mom Reply #133 on: March 31, 2009, 06:58:31 AM
oh man, some of the stunners from my high school years are wrecks now. That's what 2 kids before 23 and a pack a day habit will get you, kids
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: i am not a mom Reply #134 on: March 31, 2009, 07:49:02 AM
What the fuck is this? If anything I would have said "'gap' and ass." As it happens I said neither.

Oops. someone else said it. Libertine I think.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: i am not a mom Reply #135 on: March 31, 2009, 11:01:17 AM
Haha I guess that was a bit brusque. I shall blame the whiskey.



Re: i am not a mom Reply #136 on: March 31, 2009, 04:32:30 PM
I blame whiskey for fat goth chicks ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')