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Quote from: tricky
Basically, all women who are above 110lbs. should be shot and killed. Doesn't matter what their height is. Because... FAT WOMEN ARE ALL WORTHLESS AND SHOULD DIE! ALL THEY ARE GOOD FOR IS ZOOMIE'S COCK! And all skinny women are pretty much worthless too, except more men want to fuck them.


I need to get my passport(Read 9733 times)
I need to get my passport on: January 23, 2010, 09:03:05 AM
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #1 on: January 23, 2010, 12:36:07 PM
Forward it on over, maybe I'll go.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #2 on: January 23, 2010, 01:07:25 PM
Oh yeah, count me in too!  Sounds like a blast.
~
A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #3 on: January 23, 2010, 02:04:09 PM
Yeah, me too; FEMA takes forever to pay me, however, maybe I can double up ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: I need to get my passport Reply #4 on: January 23, 2010, 08:12:27 PM
Common just post the contact info here. I'm really interested.
The bitch is pissing me off and I would love to just fucking disappear for 6 months.

What's it cost for a passport these days? About $300 huh.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #5 on: January 23, 2010, 08:17:21 PM
SCAM!



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #6 on: January 24, 2010, 01:22:46 PM
I can't imagine not having a valid passport. In fact I can't imagine not having two valid passports. Soon hopefully that'll change to three.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #7 on: January 24, 2010, 05:46:26 PM
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #8 on: January 24, 2010, 08:20:11 PM
i need to get that second passport organized
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #9 on: January 25, 2010, 02:59:46 AM
I need to decide if I'm going or not ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #10 on: January 25, 2010, 03:31:21 AM
You can't, the aftershock of you leaving Florida would destroy what is left of Haiti and it's people
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #11 on: January 25, 2010, 04:48:26 AM
hahahaha... I thought he was talking about Antigua...

what was I thinking?



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #12 on: January 25, 2010, 06:26:49 AM
OK I PM'd the email and phone numbers to Thrash and Tru. Danzer, I don't think you were being serious but if you were say so.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #13 on: January 25, 2010, 05:12:32 PM
You are out of your damn mind for wanting to go to Haiti right now.  What is the pay like?  $5/hour?  Also, where would you live?  In a tent?  You could get robbed, or stabbed.  Have fun.  I'm going to take my ass to an island 700 miles away for holiday.  To a little place we will call Antigua.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #14 on: January 25, 2010, 05:35:56 PM
I make a minimum of $1500-$2000/wk for disasters ...
It's a good reason to go ...

Well, that and all of my medical, trauma, critical care, and MASS CASUALTY/DISASTER SPECIALIST TRAINING!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #15 on: January 25, 2010, 06:10:17 PM
Ok. Thrash is the healer for his WoW clan. Check.
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Re: I need to get my passport Reply #16 on: January 25, 2010, 06:22:34 PM
Also, all of the women are at their most vulnerable!



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #17 on: January 25, 2010, 06:29:11 PM
Mmmmm unwashed voodoo bitches. My seventh favorite flavor!
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #18 on: January 25, 2010, 10:02:41 PM
Mmmmm unwashed voodoo bitches and their unwashed, venereal diseased vagina's...



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #19 on: January 25, 2010, 11:17:14 PM
When it comes to having unprotected sex with strange women in a disaster ravaged tropical hellhole, you gotta assume that if they made it this far and are still alive, that they are probably healthy enough to have a go round with.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #20 on: January 26, 2010, 09:42:18 PM
The Human Immuno-deficiency Virus would like to respectfully disagree with you.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #21 on: January 26, 2010, 09:46:20 PM
Hahaha
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #22 on: January 26, 2010, 10:58:20 PM
50% of the population is under 18
40% of the population is under 14
1/3 of the population is HIV/AIDS positive (with and without TB)
thus
In the process of triage, Mass Casuality/Disaster = Playing the angel of death to 1000's  of children/people

Ok. Thrash is the healer for his WoW clan. Check.

1) I don't play WoW ...
2) I wish that were the case, bro ...
... my head would be screwed on a lot tighter then
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #23 on: January 27, 2010, 03:03:04 PM
You can borrow my passport if you want, I'm sure no one will notice..


..just uh, come to england first....



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #24 on: January 27, 2010, 03:15:51 PM
Yeah because TSA is likely to believe that I'm a teenaged Indian girl from London...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #25 on: January 27, 2010, 04:09:34 PM
Yeah, and cuz getting into London sans passport is totally easy.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #26 on: January 27, 2010, 04:48:44 PM
According to the trashy newspapers it is!


And zoomie, time to brown up man.



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #27 on: January 27, 2010, 05:20:23 PM
Fuck. Not gonna happen. My current legal issues preclude issuance of a passport. Oh well.
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #28 on: January 27, 2010, 05:34:05 PM
Dont worry Zoomie, I'm sure there'll be other disasters soon!



Re: I need to get my passport Reply #29 on: January 27, 2010, 07:21:48 PM
Fuck. Not gonna happen. My current legal issues preclude issuance of a passport. Oh well.


They asked you to rebuild elementary schools and you couldn't because of that court order...?