Hip-  Didn't you learn your lesson from when you made your first sex tape?  Don't let a boyfriend film you.  That video could end up on a social networking site.  I know this from experience.

That was Bran. She live in the Carolinas now. But she has cool ink and tribal piercings and stuff.

but this boyfriend would never do something like that!

...he's a wasp.

I think it's more don't let a jerk of a bf film you.

...he's a wasp.

But does he act all waspy?

only when he watches fox news.

Watching fox "news" would make a pinko commie out of anyone reasonable, let alone a wasp. Fair enough.

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but this boyfriend would never do something like that!
...he's a wasp.

... SUUUUURRRE!!!

I suggest you NEVER piss him off, and always do anal when asked ...
Man ...
... better you than me!

I'm surprised no one commented on how dmoth wants to see bagmans rubber penis used in a video

I know; right!
Good call, Little "Curry"Muncher!

It's the same way we don't comment on your latent lezbiality ...
... it's just a courtesy, mind you

You're just waiting for the day I get more girls than you.

What do you mean "latent"? You don't see her arm wrestling Rosie O'Donnell?

I'm just waiting for the day she gets more girls than both of us.

I'm thinking she'll offer up some good mustache rides, dude ...

I dunno man, I've seen a picture of her smiling, and one of you standing in front of a shower curtain. I know which one I'd introduce my lady friends to.

It's an old pic of me ...

Damn, now I have to post a recent one ...

Pfft, bet he'd still pick me... If only because I wouldn't anal them and then never call.

I'm not so sure about that ...