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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #150 on: March 25, 2010, 03:15:39 AM
crap
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #151 on: March 25, 2010, 03:18:41 AM
Hot stranger=BALLS OF STEEL
Hot girl you know=BALLS OF TIN FOIL

Did that night at El Vez teach you nothing?
Stare luridly!
Like those two older fellows, eh? I hope they all went home and had a threesome with that younger chick.

That was hilarious. I dont think it happened that way in the end... judging by the drunken semi melee that occured outside when the place was closing...

OH, YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THIS!!!
hahahahaha
(I think krsna did too when we talked on the phone, drunk, for a hour or two)

BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #152 on: March 25, 2010, 04:35:01 AM
I would happily have boned all 4 female main characters in the Craft.

The Craft was my first date with the first girl I ever had sex with. She was 16, I was 14, and she was kinda into the occult and stuff. Her parents were total hippies, and loved that my dad was sort of an old school hippie pioneer in the area, and that he and I were foreign. For the first week or so we were holding hands and shit she kept talking about how excited she was to see the movie and how she'd read up on some spells, and took a lock of my hair for some spell she wanted to do. I did a great job of not giving a flying fuck that this was all complete melodramatic bullshit because HOLY SHIT THIS HOT FUCKING 16 YEAR OLD WANTS ME! DON'T FUCK THIS UP YOU PRICK! So we saw The Craft (in Spanish, of which I spoke even less than Catalan at the time) and she translated the major plot points for me and afterwards I pulled my I've-got-connections card and took her for a free crepe and ice cream at this place run by an English dude and Catalan spouse that my dad knew, near the cinema.

Within a week, I'd been laid for the first time. It was awesome.

Nine years later she killed herself.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #153 on: March 25, 2010, 11:29:38 AM
Just ...
Wow ...

Doesn't shock me though ...
Not being into that kind of shit ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #154 on: March 26, 2010, 12:35:39 AM

That was hilarious. I dont think it happened that way in the end... judging by the drunken semi melee that occured outside when the place was closing...

OH, YOU TOLD ME ABOUT THIS!!!
hahahahaha
(I think krsna did too when we talked on the phone, drunk, for a hour or two)

That was after I stayed at krsna's place... I cant remember if I told him or not afterwards, but it was a bloody good time had by me and Tom watching these old dudes "fighting" over a much younger girl niether of them had a chance with, no matter how liquored up she was.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #155 on: March 26, 2010, 03:21:50 AM
I remember ...
It's a good story ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #156 on: March 26, 2010, 10:30:14 AM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #157 on: March 26, 2010, 10:38:17 AM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #158 on: March 26, 2010, 12:09:43 PM




I was going to to put these on Zoomies thread.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #159 on: March 26, 2010, 05:36:44 PM
I thought we agreed to put NAMES with the pics?!?!?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #160 on: March 26, 2010, 05:43:22 PM
I was going to to put these on Zoomies thread.

I still rub one out to her at least twice monthly.
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Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #161 on: March 26, 2010, 05:51:14 PM
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #162 on: March 26, 2010, 06:09:59 PM
Eiko Koike

R i g h t  C l i c k.
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #163 on: March 26, 2010, 06:23:57 PM
Her cups runneth over...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #164 on: March 27, 2010, 08:50:03 AM
years before I met my wife, I picked up a Japanese chick with a similar build. Believe me when I say it's the best of both worlds
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #165 on: March 27, 2010, 01:27:40 PM
Gen Vincent of Genitorturers



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #166 on: March 27, 2010, 04:11:11 PM
I thought we agreed to put NAMES with the pics?!?!?

Whoa! Who is THAT?



SEE?!!?!?!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #167 on: March 27, 2010, 06:07:10 PM
I thought we agreed to put NAMES with the pics?!?!?

Whoa! Who is THAT?



SEE?!!?!?!

Exactly.

Eiko Koike

R i g h t  C l i c k.

I did. Then I thought to myself, "self, who the fuck is Eiko Koike". Myself said, "fuck if I know".
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #168 on: March 27, 2010, 06:29:23 PM
But you shouldn't have to HUNT for it; you know?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #169 on: March 27, 2010, 07:12:46 PM
So we have to post with wiki links ? 

Are you sure you want to give me a green light on wiki links...
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #170 on: March 27, 2010, 10:12:10 PM
chirs hardwick! hot and nerd my fav!



plus i could easily beat him up in hand to hand combat



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #171 on: March 28, 2010, 08:08:19 PM
So we have to post with wiki links ? 

Are you sure you want to give me a green light on wiki links...

No, just a fucking name, Capt. OverReaction ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #172 on: March 28, 2010, 08:41:52 PM
Quote from: FB comment
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #173 on: March 28, 2010, 09:09:50 PM
Ok, THAT was pretty funny ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #174 on: March 31, 2010, 01:29:07 PM
God-damn, yo!

http://thesuperficial.com/2010/03/katy_perry_in_a_bikini_2.php

Of course, like every other hot chick she has a fuckin' douchey boyfriend.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #175 on: March 31, 2010, 01:35:46 PM
The body is bonus. I'm all about her face.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #176 on: March 31, 2010, 02:02:23 PM
Fuckin' A!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #177 on: March 31, 2010, 03:54:59 PM
Ehh, I dislike her so I can't really overly like get body.

She does have nice tits though.



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #178 on: March 31, 2010, 04:26:26 PM
Ehh, I dislike her so I can't really overly like get body.

You see, she's never openly claimed to be lez or bi so there's little chance of me sucking on her nice tits.
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: a celebrity you'd love to fuck Reply #179 on: March 31, 2010, 07:53:34 PM
The body is bonus. I'm all about her face.

Like how far an appendage can disappear down her throat?