Lindsay Lohan, circa 2005 2002

Fixed.

Paedophile.

Shenae Grimes

I'd fuck her.

I can field this one ...

... ok, I admit it
I LOVE "DEGRASSI; THE NEXT GENERATION" ...



Carry one ...

OK I'm up to page 3. So far I'm backing

Katy Perry
Michelle Williams
Emilie Autumn
The Deals
and Tegan and Sara

I'll add:

Because it's been a decade now and I still haven't seen anything that even approaches that hotness.
and yes I know she did a scene or a few with Michelle Williams and yes it was amazing.

For a male partner, my first has always been:



For a female partner, it's a toss up between:



OR

OK done.

Threesome with Zooey Deschanel and Katy Perry. It'd be like banging super-hot sisters but without the incest weirdness.

Fuck yes. That was going to be my next new introduction. Zooey Deschanel was Katy Perry before Katy Perry was Katy Perry.
(EDIT: You know, Emily Blunt kind of fits into this category for me as well. I'm kind of really turned on by her. She could be a third sister to those two.)

I also endorse this:
Marisa Tomei

As far as new meat, I offer:

Because I'm into little women and I would bet that this one knows how to party.

I bet she knows how to party in more ways than one, considering where she's from. :D

No doubt. The only other girl I ever met from Barranquilla used to roofie herself when we went out. I've never seen such a thing. She also stripped down and changed in front of me once in her bedroom. I'm neurotic enough that at the time I was like "Woah this is awkward. Why didn't I just excuse myself and wait in the living room? Man, should I turn to the wall to be a gentleman or should I just sort of stare into space as if this sort of thing happens to me all the time." Then the moment passed and after a while she stopped having time for me. I kicked myself a few months later. Similar situations have happened to me in at least 2 other occasions where I ended up kicking myself a few months later. I wish I were joking. In fact I'm only slowly emerging from my socially retarded view that women prefer nice guys.

I'm pretty resigned to the fact that despite knowing that women absolutely don't prefer nice guys, I'm not really capable of not being one.

I am when necessary ...
... and I'm not when necessary

I like nice guys. A nice funny sweet guy is perfect.

I LOVE "DEGRASSI; THE NEXT GENERATION" ...

same! I could only watch season 6 though because that's the only season my friend managed to buy from America and I can't watch online.

I had a good place to view it ...
I have it bookmarked somewhere ...

I mean, uhm, I don't know what you're talking about ...

Hey if you wanna take a leaf out of dmoths book then I'm sure talking about degrassi is a great way to score teens.

That's why I'll only say it here and not in my real life ...
heh ...

... and, oddly enough, I thought of that too

There's something about dark hair and light eyes that just MELTS me ...

Plus he made a helluva mutant kangaroo.

I see ...

FYI, I'm watching an episode of That 70's Show with Lohan at about 18 ...
So fucking HOT!

I guess Fez doped her up and left her to die like she's been doing these few years ...

I kind of have a thing for Samaire Armstrong



And I just noticed I'm posting nothing but blond chicks and that's not really very accurate for me, so for the record, I've also been in love with this one for a long time:


Man, too many good ones still out there. Stacy Dash, Jennifer Connelly (especially Labyrinth-era JC), Zia McCabe,... the list is endless.

No doubt. The only other girl I ever met from Barranquilla used to roofie herself when we went out. I've never seen such a thing. She also stripped down and changed in front of me once in her bedroom. I'm neurotic enough that at the time I was like "Woah this is awkward. Why didn't I just excuse myself and wait in the living room? Man, should I turn to the wall to be a gentleman or should I just sort of stare into space as if this sort of thing happens to me all the time." Then the moment passed and after a while she stopped having time for me. I kicked myself a few months later. Similar situations have happened to me in at least 2 other occasions where I ended up kicking myself a few months later. I wish I were joking. In fact I'm only slowly emerging from my socially retarded view that women prefer nice guys.

Did that night at El Vez teach you nothing?

Stare luridly!

Man, too many good ones still out there. Stacy Dash, Jennifer Connelly (especially Labyrinth-era JC), Zia McCabe,... the list is endless.

I met Zia just before they went on stage at the Metro in Melbourne. She just popped up next to me while the support band were playing... we had a nice little chat, but I was like Wile E Coyote when he caught the Roadrunner... I didnt know what to do. Should I abduct her there and then, or should I wait for a less crowded opportunity later.

Alas, there as no later less crowded opportunity.

An opportunity missed is an opportunity lost, my friend...

@doormouse - the less time I have for women the more they have for me. Probably because now I'll just say "nice ass" and I don't give a shit, wheras before i would try to make actual conversation. Women in bars don't want conversation, they want compliments and attention. Fuck.

Did that night at El Vez teach you nothing?
Stare luridly!

Like those two older fellows, eh? I hope they all went home and had a threesome with that younger chick.

She just popped up next to me while the support band were playing...

This is awesome. Man, I guess that puts me 2 degrees from her. And Silvia Saint, for that matter...

@doormouse - the less time I have for women the more they have for me. Probably because now I'll just say "nice ass" and I don't give a shit, wheras before i would try to make actual conversation. Women in bars don't want conversation, they want compliments and attention. Fuck.

I've noticed that too. The thing is, the situations I'm talking about are ones where I don't actually realize I'm being given the greenlight. I'm more apt to think things like "oh wow. Shit, I probably shouldn't be here. Any moment she's gonna realize what this situation looks like and she'll think I'm some horrible lech." And then a few months later it hits me that "Holy shit I think she wanted me to just go over and start pawing at her" or whatever. So it's kind of inaccurate for me to describe it as strictly an issue of being too nice a guy. I'm doing the whole nice-guy act at an inappropriate time. I'm liable to miss the social cues that "it's ok if you touch me now." Kind of pathetic.

Rachel True, Half Baked/The Craft era.

I met Zia just before they went on stage at the Metro in Melbourne. She just popped up next to me while the support band were playing... we had a nice little chat, but I was like Wile E Coyote when he caught the Roadrunner... I didnt know what to do. Should I abduct her there and then, or should I wait for a less crowded opportunity later.

Alas, there as no later less crowded opportunity.

Did that night at El Vez teach you nothing?

Stare luridly!
... and then snatch and run

I would happily have boned all 4 female main characters in the Craft.

Did that night at El Vez teach you nothing?
Stare luridly!

Like those two older fellows, eh? I hope they all went home and had a threesome with that younger chick.

That was hilarious. I dont think it happened that way in the end... judging by the drunken semi melee that occured outside when the place was closing...

Did that night at El Vez teach you nothing?

Stare luridly!
... and then snatch and run

My only IRL friend from New Zealand plays a game called "Grab Box" when he's really drunk. The rules are simple. He goes up to a hot girl and grabs her box announcing "grab box" at the same time. The girls always act huffish but then they're best friends with him again in a week. It is kind of impossible to stay mad at him.

I've never seen anyone else with enough devil-may-care to play the game.