One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
EDIT: FIXED BROKEN LINK ...-=Thrash=-
Valerie. Even today, even though she got skinny again.
She's still a nobody.
Lindsay Lohan, circa 2005