No, it's not something I'd EVER do otherwise ...

But, while we're at it; outplay me on guitar ...

In my dreams it's a live Nickelback concert and then Aaron gets on stage and kills the lead singer with an battle axe.

Then he starts rocking out and like 18 chicks are sucking his dick (which is like 3 feet long - that's how all 18 can fit their mouths on it) while he's playing a 10 minute guitar solo.

Uhm, I'm the professional guitarist and singer here, man ...

Yeah, but your dick is 3 inches long, so you'd be getting 18 midgets to do the sucking. And the solo is on a ukulele.

Chad, that's like a story i would tell, except a tranny has to blow up in it.

I dunno, Zooms. Its just what my brain cooked up!

In my dreams it's a live Nickelback concert and then Aaron gets on stage and kills the lead singer with an battle axe.

In my dreams it's a live Nickelback concert somewhere in Portugal, and Aaron and some other folks are throwing rocks at the band.

Chad, that's like a story i would tell, except a tranny has to blow up in it.

I thought EXACTLY this when I read it. Which is why I didn't take your dream seriously. There was a marked lack of exploding tranny.

In my dreams it's a live Nickelback concert somewhere in Portugal, and Aaron and some other folks are throwing rocks at the band.

I always fill my pockets with rocks in the parking lots of Nissan Pavillion and Merrither Post.

Oh look, I found video!

NICKELBACK STOPS SHOW

I hope it was Eddie Vedder throwing the stones.

Damn, that's funny ...

Fucking wimpy Canadians...