Yeah, if only. The GOP looks like it's going to shove Sarah Palin, Mitt Romney, Mike Huckabee and Tim Pawlenty in a box and whichever two don't get eaten will be on the next prez ticket.
These are people who have said:
"God is in charge"
"Any believer who has knelt is prayer to the Almighty has a friend and ally in me"
"I hope we can take this nation back for Christ"
"I can see Russia from my front porch"
And may Dog have mercy on our soles...