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Why Africa Has Gone To Hell(Read 4176 times)
Why Africa Has Gone To Hell on: March 01, 2010, 03:35:37 AM
This was a pretty interesting article, I thought.

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WHY AFRICA HAS GONE TO HELL
 
White Zimbabweans [Rhodesians] used to tell a joke... What is the difference between a tourist and a racist? The answer?  About a week.
 
Few seem to joke any more. Indeed, the last time anyone laughed out there was over the memorable head-line "BANANA CHARGED WITH SODOMY" (relating to the Reverend Canaan Banana and his alleged proclivities). Zimbabwe was just the latest African state to squander its potential, to swap civil society for civil strife and pile high its corpses. Then the wrecking virus moves on and a fresh spasm of violence erupts elsewhere. Congo , Ivory Coast , Sudan , Rwanda , Sierra Leone , even Kenya . Take your pick, for it is the essence of Africa , the recurring A-Z of horror. Therefore, as surely as Nelson Mandela took those steps from captivity to freedom, his own country will doubtless shuffle into chaos and ruin.
 
Mark my words. One day it will be the turn of South Africa to revert to type, its farms that lie wasted and its towns that are battle zones, its dreams and expectations that lie rotting on the veldt. That is the way of things. Africa rarely surprises, it simply continues to appal.
 
When interviewed on BBC Radio, the legendary South African jazz musician Hugh Masekela spoke of the 350-year struggle for freedom by blacks in South Africa. The man might play his trumpet like a dream, but he talks arrant nonsense. What he has bought into is a false narrative that rewrites history and plays upon post-colonial liberal angst. The construct is as follows: white, inglorious and bad; black, noble and good; empire, bad; independence, good; the west, bad; the African, good. Forgotten in all this is that while Europeans were settling and spreading from the Cape, the psychopathic Shaka Zulu was employing his Impi to crush everyone-including the Xhosa-in his path, and the Xhosa were themselves busy slaughtering Bushmen and Hottentots. Yet it is the whites who take the rap, for it was they who won the skirmishes along the Fish and Blood Rivers and who eventually gained the prize.
 
What suffers is the truth, and-of course- Africa. We are so cowed by the moist-eyed mantras of the left and the oath-laden platitudes of Bono and Geldof, we are forced to accept collective responsibility for the bloody mess that is now Africa. It paralyses us while excusing the black continent and its rulers.
 
Whenever I hear people agitate for the freezing of Third World debt, I want to shout aloud for the freezing of those myriad overseas bank accounts held by black African leaders (President Mobutu of Zaire alone is believed to have squirreled away well over $10 billion). Whenever apartheid is held up as a blueprint for evil, I want to mention Bokassa snacking on human remains, Amin clogging a hydro-electric dam with floating corpses, the President of Equatorial Guinea crucifying victims along the roadway from his airport. Whenever slavery is dredged up, I want to remind everyone the Arabs were there before us, the native Ashanti and others were no slouches at the game, and it remains extant in places like the Ivory Coast. Whenever I hear the Aids pandemic somehow blamed on western indifference, I want to point to the African native practice of dry sex, the hobby-like prevalence of rape and the clumps of despotic black leaders who deny a link between the disease and HIV and who block the provision of anti-retrovirals. And whenever Africans bleat of imperialism and colonialism, I want to campaign for the demolition of every road, college, and hospital we ever built to let them start again. It is time they governed themselves. Yet few play the victim card quite so expertly as black Africans; few are quite so gullible as the white liberal-left.
 
"On the eve of this millennium, Nelson Mandela and friends lit candles mapping the shape of their continent and declared the Twenty-first Century would belong to Africa. It's a pity that for every Mandela, there are over a hundred Robert Mugabes."
 
So Britain had an empire and Britain did slavery. Boo hoo. Deal with it. Move on. Slavery ended here over two hundred years ago. More recently, there were tens of millions of innocents enslaved or killed in Europe by the twin industrialised evils of Nazism and Stalinism. My own first cousins-twin brothers aged sixteen-died down a Soviet salt mine. I need no lecture on shackles and neck-irons. Most of us are descendents of both oppressors and oppressed; most of us get over it. Mind you, I am tempted by thoughts of compensation from Scandinavia for the wickedness of its Viking raids and its slaving-hub on the Liffe. As for the 1066 invasion of England by William the Bastard.
 
The white man's burden is guilt over Africa (the black man's is sentimentality) , and we are blind for it. We have tipped hundreds of billions of aid-dollars into Africa without first ensuring proper governance. We encourage NGOs and food-parcels and have built a culture of dependency. We shy away from making criticism, tiptoe around the crassness of the African Union and flinch at every anti-western jibe. The result is a free-for-all for every syphilitic black despot and his coterie of family functionaries.
 
Africa casts a long and toxic shadow across our consciousness. It is patronised and allowed to underperform, so too its distant black diaspora. A black London pupil is excluded from his school, not because he is lazy, stupid or disruptive, but because that school is apparently racist; a black youth is pulled over by the police, not because black males commit over eighty percent of street crime, but because the authorities are somehow corrupted by prejudice. Thus the tale continues. Excuse is everywhere and a sense of responsibility nowhere. You will rarely find either a black national leader in Africa or a black community leader in the west prepared to put up his hands and say it is our problem, our fault. Those who look to Africa for their roots, role-models and inspiration are worshipping false gods. And like all false gods, the feet are of clay, the snouts long and designed for the trough, and the torture-cells generally well-equipped.
 
I once met the son of a Liberian government minister and asked if he had seen video-footage of his former president Samuel Doe being tortured to death. 'Of course', he replied with a smile. 'Everyone has'. They cut off the ears of Doe and force-fed them to him. His successor, the warlord Charles Taylor, was elected in a landslide result using the campaign slogan "He killed my ma, he killed my pa, but I will vote for him". Nice people. Liberia was founded and colonised by black Americans to demonstrate what slave stock could achieve. They certainly showed us. Forgive my heretical belief that had a black instead of a white tribe earlier come to dominate South Africa, its opponents would not have been banished to Robben island. They would have been butchered and buried there.
 
When asked about the problem of Africa, Harold Macmillan suggested building a high wall around the continent and every century or so removing a brick to check on progress. I suspect that over entire millennia, the view would prove bleak and unvarying.
 
Visiting a state in West Africa a few years ago, I wandered onto a beach and marvelled at the golden sands and at the sunlight catching on the Atlantic surf. It allowed me to forget for a moment the local news that day of soldiers seizing a schoolboy and pitching him head-first into an operating cement-machine. Almost forget. Then I spotted a group of villagers beating a stray dog to death for their sport. A metaphor of sorts for all that is wrong, another link in a word-association chain that goes something like Famine. Drought. Overpopulation. Deforestation. Conflict. Barbarism. Cruelty. Machetes. Child Soldiers. Massacres. Diamonds. Warlords.Tyranny. Corruption. Despair. Disease. Aids. Africa.
 
Africa remains the heart of darkness. Africa is hell.

 
Article URL: http://www.takimag. com/site/ article/why_ africa_has_ gone_to_hell/
 
About the Author
 
James Jackson is the bestselling author of historical thrillers including Blood Rock and Pilgrim. As a postgraduate he specialised in analysing future trends in international terrorism, was Called to the Bar, and worked for many years as a political-risk consultant. His non-fiction publications include The Counter-terrorist Handbook. He is based in London.
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Re: Why Africa Has Gone To Hell Reply #1 on: March 01, 2010, 04:16:25 AM
Yet somehow no mention of the catholic church?
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Re: Why Africa Has Gone To Hell Reply #2 on: March 01, 2010, 05:34:17 AM
Blah, blah, blah... Africa is a very big place...

All that article highlights are the failures. There are some successful states in Africa, relatively. For all the negative press about South Africa, that country could be 100000 times worse if a few things went a bit differently. Maybe look at Botswana? Or Morocco?

But I suspect the posting of this hasnt got anything to do with highlighting the problems of Africa at all, more an attempt to draw a very long bow between what is happening in Africa, and the supposed incapability of Mr Obama to effectively represent the people of the United States of America because he is of half negroid origin.

Oh, and the USofA isnt immune to social schisms from time to time... But I'm sure none of those happen here.



Re: Why Africa Has Gone To Hell Reply #3 on: March 01, 2010, 06:42:51 AM
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Re: Why Africa Has Gone To Hell Reply #4 on: March 01, 2010, 04:32:40 PM
Africas gone to hell, Americas all over the place

just proves to show the UK is the best place out there...!



Re: Why Africa Has Gone To Hell Reply #5 on: March 01, 2010, 04:38:00 PM
As long as you like totalitarian lunatics intent on building a future based exactly on V for Vendetta & A Clockwork Orange.

For example:
http://reason.com/archives/2010/02/24/weoponizing-mozart/



Re: Why Africa Has Gone To Hell Reply #6 on: March 01, 2010, 04:40:57 PM
Africa is a myth.
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Re: Why Africa Has Gone To Hell Reply #7 on: March 01, 2010, 05:12:53 PM
As long as you like totalitarian lunatics intent on building a future based exactly on V for Vendetta & A Clockwork Orange.

For example:
http://reason.com/archives/2010/02/24/weoponizing-mozart/

Wow.I had no idea that the UK had gone totally Big Brother. Come to America, British cool people and fat girls. Our oinkers just bust a cap in yo' head if you get pinched for wildin'. Plus we get blamed when the French have bad weather or the third world has an earthquake. Come to the dark side and  live on the edge.
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Re: Why Africa Has Gone To Hell Reply #8 on: March 01, 2010, 10:50:04 PM
rofl @ Mosh

Nah, nothing to do with Obama ~

it was something that I was watching the other day, about Liberia, how it started out and what it's become.  I was horrified.

When I tried to do some research, that article came up, and a lot more just like it.

But is THAT what our "help" to 3rd world countries ends up doing to them?
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Re: Why Africa Has Gone To Hell Reply #9 on: March 01, 2010, 10:59:34 PM
If you were horrified at Liberia, you must LOVE Rwanda. And Sudan. And Chad. And Uganda. And Algeria. And Sierra Leone. And Burkina-Faso. And Ethiopia. And Comoros.

And you know what, fuck you guys, she's right.
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Re: Why Africa Has Gone To Hell Reply #10 on: March 02, 2010, 02:11:50 AM
But is THAT what our "help" to 3rd world countries ends up doing to them?

No argument with that. Most of those countries have been raped and pillaged by western powers for centuries, its no wonder they're all fucked up. Colonialsm is the worst thing that can happen to a country. And to try and clean up hundreds of years of fucking them over, the west throws piles of money at strong men who have no regard for their people.

Yeah... that called caring.



Re: Why Africa Has Gone To Hell Reply #11 on: March 02, 2010, 03:25:39 AM
Same Reason that Hip-Hop Sucks in '96.

It's the money...
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Re: Why Africa Has Gone To Hell Reply #12 on: March 02, 2010, 04:15:00 AM
Yet somehow no mention of the catholic church?

Good point buddy.

They have fucked over innumerable civilization's but to speak against them ever is still forbidden.
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Re: Why Africa Has Gone To Hell Reply #13 on: March 02, 2010, 02:35:55 PM
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As long as you like totalitarian lunatics intent on building a future based exactly on V for Vendetta & A Clockwork Orange.

For example:

ah yeah, I read about some of those, and my dad told me about the classical music.

 
The uk also has the highest teen pregnancy rate in western Europe and like last week the Tories, as part of their anti labour thing, claimed around half of all teenage girls get knocked up in some of Britain most deprived areas. It was actually more like 5% but I think it's funny they honestly believed that was a reasonable number.
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Re: Why Africa Has Gone To Hell Reply #14 on: March 02, 2010, 04:30:14 PM
Colonialsm is the worst thing that can happen to a country. And to try and clean up hundreds of years of fucking them over, the west throws piles of money at strong men who have no regard for their people.

Yeah... that called caring.

We shoulda just kept on stealing their kids.
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Re: Why Africa Has Gone To Hell Reply #15 on: March 02, 2010, 07:18:26 PM
Yeah I need my yard cleaned up and Mexicans want $2 an hour. For $100 I can get a lifetime of yardwork.

You do the math.
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Re: Why Africa Has Gone To Hell Reply #16 on: March 02, 2010, 08:48:00 PM
Well, y'all know I'm a Christian, and when I used to thank God for all that I have, I just never imagined how fucking MUCH that was, and still is.

In the Liberia thing, one of the dudes was talking about the human sacrifices of innocent children and how they ate other people,

and I'm ...  I'm in shock.  WTF?!?

That it HAPPENED is bad enough, but that it was allowed/encouraged to continue?

And how do we help, now?  Whoever we give the money to is going to Swiss Bank at LEAST half of it.

We can't very well invade and take over, to FORCE them to act like decent human beings.

But we can't just turn our backs, either, on the nightmare that our good intentions created, either.
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Re: Why Africa Has Gone To Hell Reply #17 on: March 02, 2010, 08:51:20 PM
We can't very well invade and take over, to FORCE them to act like decent human beings.

The fuck we can't!!! We can teach those savages to stay the fuck in line or they get their black asses SPANKED!!!

Wait... I'm not British. Carry on.
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Re: Why Africa Has Gone To Hell Reply #18 on: March 02, 2010, 09:57:41 PM
You dont have to be British...  be French, German, Italian, Dutch, Belgium, Spanish, Portugese, and you can join in the fun.

Or, just be religious... Think of how many missions to civilise the savages have caused untold misery... and Yanks paticipate too!



Re: Why Africa Has Gone To Hell Reply #19 on: March 02, 2010, 10:04:55 PM
True but the Brits are the oldest and worst offenders.
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Re: Why Africa Has Gone To Hell Reply #20 on: March 03, 2010, 02:25:18 AM
The sun never sets on the British Empire!!!!

I'd actually say the Catholics are the oldest and worst offenders.



Re: Why Africa Has Gone To Hell Reply #21 on: March 03, 2010, 07:13:47 AM
If you trace them back to their roots in the Roman Empire, yes.
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