No really...

I'd v-v-vote for K-k-k-k-ken.

So, the world really is coming to an end in 2012 ...
... all indicators point directly at this

Well, if it is true, then at least we'll get to see more Tina Fey.

Tina Fey doesn't do Michael Palin, asshats.

Damn.

I was thinking Palin running for Prez in 2012. That is the Title of this thread.

Are you fucking with me? I think you're fucking with me. Don't be fucking with me.

yeah... I'm fucking wit' j00

I still vote that he was thinking Sarah ...

I was


For those of you in America, here is what most of the western world knows about your politics... you have a black man in the white house trying to fix healthcare, which is going nowhere because all of a sudden everyone else has a way better way to fix healthcare despite it being a basket case for the last 30 years. You're in two wars you won't win, which will bankrupt you as you try to compete with China economically, which you also can't win because people have less rights and they aren't fighting two wars. Sarah Palin is loathed by every single rational person in the free world. Conan is the governer of California, which is also broke, along with all of your banks. People can't get abortions in some places but can marry their gay partner in others. End.

Wow. Nick watches Fox WHILE he listens to NPR. That's basically the history of the US for the past 12 months.

Nice encapsulation.

This is how it reads for the God fearin' 'mericans...

For those of you in America, here is what you know about your politics... you have a illegitimate non US citizen niggerman in the white house trying to destroy democracy. You're in two wars doing God's work slaughtering the infidel, as our Manifest destiny says we will rule the world. Sarah Palin is the most rational person in the free world. The Governator is the governer of California, which is also full of queers, but he'll sort them out. People can't get abortions because it's an affront to God, but can marry their sister in others, which all good God fearing 'mericans approve of. God Bless 'merica.

Both of which are fucking brilliant posts ...